• The Whimsical Epidemic
    Dec 18 2025

    Happy Birthday Slyne!! We start off the pod with some hair woes and discussions of our changing hair texture. Then Jillian wants to know if former PM Justin Trudeau is gainfully employed? And also gives Ryann a history lesson on who becomes the President of the US if the Vice President also resigns; the line of succession if you will. Jillian watched the film Heat as well. Ryann wants to know who these betches are - do you know? George Clooney is in a Netflix film called Jay Kelly, but more importantly Jillian needs to know why he is trying to front about paying his own bills! Ryann saw Wicked: For Good and shares some thoughts (SPOILERS for WICKED: FOR GOOD from 26-36 minutes) Would you guys say you’re whimsical? Would anyone in their thirties or forties? Who can Jill beat in arm wrestle? What movies are in your Adam Sandler hall of fame? All of this and more!!

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    52 mins
  • The White Wealth Tour of Newport
    Dec 9 2025

    Happy post-Thanksgiving friends! We're back to regale you with tales of our Thanksgiving celebrations (which we spent separately, GASP)! But first a quick Diddy detour (spoiler: we haven't watched the Netflix series yet and Jillian isn't going to). Speaking of Netflix Ryann spent the week of Thanksgiving with The Hunting Wives and tried to explain to Jill what in the tarnation goes on in that program (HUNTING WIVES SPOILERS from 18:30 - 27:10). Jillian gives us the rundown on Variety's Actors on Actors lineup and tells us who she is most excited to see interact. (Also how did I not make a Whitney Wild Rose joke when Jill told me for the millionth time that I have to watch the film Wild Rose - I'm slipping) We also have a quick Robert Downer Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow aside, are you surprised? Ryann spent even more time with Netfllix because she watched the first "act" of Stranger Things season five, and you know what? She really liked it! Will Byers, you're my boy! Do y'all know about the book series The Magic Faraway Tree by Enid Blyton? Did you know it's going to be a film starring a lot of cool cats? Neither did we. Jillian tells us which two films Tom Hanks won Oscars for back to back (Jill, you got it right)! Cheers!

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    56 mins
  • We're Not Even Gonna Get Green Lit This Year
    Nov 30 2025

    We’re back, back, back, back, back again! With an episode recorded over a week ago, soz for the lack of relevance! It WAS release day for Wicked: For Good when we recorded this! Ryann is upset about a smear campaign against her dog! Why don’t we watch the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? Jill gives us some info about the Schmoscars aka the Oscars Governers Awards. Do y’all fuck with Ariana Grande? Do we care to discuss Bravocon? (P.S. Where in the world is Rick Hilton?) Never forget that Ryann broke the Matt Rogers Fraser Olender news (I’M the MARY). Ryann has some thoughts and questions on Wicked 1 aka the first Wicked film, Wicked. Is Shiz a four year school for example? Is everything okay with Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard? We sure hope so! Is Ryann breaking more relationship aka rekindling news? Jillian discusses the similarities between Keri Russell and Claire Danes’ careers. Enjoy this post-Thanksgiving treat!!

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    43 mins
  • The Endorphins to Dopamine Pipeline
    Nov 17 2025

    Guys, Robyn has a new song called Dopamine - she's trolling me!! Ryann also discusses the endorphins to dopamine pipeline. She provides a weekly DWTS update for Jillian as well. We also get into some HOT oatmeal talk! Jill gives us the lowdown on Kris Jenner's "star studded" birthday party, did you know we've never seen a James Bond film? Do you guys know Mindy Weiss? Do you know anyone who wants to have sex with Bill Gates? Ryann has BEEF with Chalamet now!! And Kelsea Ballerini has a new song. Jillian tells us about this year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. while Ryann shares some thoughts about Sydney Sweeney. We have started watching Rachel Sennot's new HBO show, I Love LA! Ryann also asks Jill some questions about Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, and Spongebob! Don't forget to pull over for emergency vehicles, guys!!

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    48 mins
  • Tortious Interference
    Nov 11 2025

    Come one come all to a new GNG! We love Malala Yousafzai! She’s a real girl’s girl. Is Adam Devine a member of the A List? Jillian provides us an update on the Blake v Baldoni legal saga. Do y’all know Ben Marshall? As a youth were you a Brad, a Bloom, or a Bana? Jillian tells us a bit about the Real Housewives of Orange Country reunion and asks a very important question about DMs. We talk some quick Kardashian and Zoe Saldaña talk. Then of course dive into the waters of Salt Lake City. New Yorkers, do you remember DJ Spinbad?!

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    51 mins
  • Do You Know Your Sister Like You Know Your Own Mind?
    Nov 2 2025

    Welcome GNGers to our Spooky Halloween episode! Ryann begins the pod by blowing up Jill's fourth grade spot and she is not happy about it! Then she asks the age old question why do we watch Nobody Wants This? There is a lot of discourse around Lilly Allen's new album, West End Girl! We know some of it! We mention butt plugs two weeks in a row! Meghann Alexandra Fahy is the most beautiful woman in the world! Jill shares her thoughts on the Real Housewives of Orange County season finale, buckle up! How do you solve a problem like Demi Lovato? Josh Hutcherson is back! Do you call him Frankenstein's monster or Lloyd? Then Ryann tries her hand at an I don't think so honey to blow the doors off this place, enjoy!!

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    50 mins
  • Is this Our 100th Episode?
    Oct 28 2025

    We did it, our 100th episode!! Which we passed by with not a ton of fanfare. Jillian has some thoughts on Alexander Skarsgård and his new project! The Academy museum has a gala now, who knew? Is everything AI or is this actually an unreleased One Direction song? John Stamos has some thoughts on Lori Loughlin’s soon to be ex husband! Can you believe we have to deal with straw lines on top of everything else? Sabrina Carpenter arrests Joe Keery. Ryann reveals why she does NOT like Labubus and talks to Jill about Panic! At the Disco. We’re not scientists, we do not need to speak as such. Could you reach from the mound if you threw out a first pitch?

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    52 mins
  • Backseat Critics (Jill Wouldn't Let me Name this Episode Coma Brothel)
    Oct 20 2025

    Hi everyone - welcome to another lovely week of GNG! Today we discuss important topics such as Jillian’s Disney themed halloween party! Maya Rudolph is just the best, isn’t she? Ryann caught up with the Real Housewives of Orange County while Jill binged Netflix’s House of Guinness. Ryann is now a big Dancing with the Stars fan, who knew? Jillian is upset that the media is implying that Nicole Kidman needs a man. BTW, what’s going on with Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson? Ryann has some important questions for Jill: like what is the most entertaining Bravo show of all time? We discuss some memorable bad reviews we’ve given and a surprising twist about Mario Lopez! Spooky!

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    56 mins