We dive deep into Joshua Harris's infamous I Kissed Dating Goodbye, the 1997 evangelical manifesto that turned a 21-year-old's anti-dating screed into a teen purity bible. Harris went on to torch it in a wild redemption arc complete with divorce, LGBTQ+ affirmation, and chats about Skims' nipple bras. We roast the book's "Seven Habits of Highly Defective Dating," including the great myth of "saving your libido" for explosive wedding-night fireworks. We talk on how purity culture grooms people for poor relationships and rushed shotgun weddings. We end with takedowns of 2025's Epstein email excuses ("they're basically women!") and a tech bro's quest for a non-monogamous baby mama who'll bear his heirs while he... explores. Is brutal honesty hot or just narcissistic? Laugh and cringe with us, it's a good time!

SJ and Kay hop into their time machine to roast and revel in Cosmopolitan magazine's evolution from Helen Gurley Brown's questionable boss-banging tips in the 1960s to today's sex bucket lists. They critique decade-spanning gems like aiming to be the "second hottest girl in the room," blushing your nipples pink before bedtime, and feeding your man a saliva-soaked spaghetti strand à la Lady and the Tramp.

Amid the cringe...think Jeffrey Epstein as Bachelor of the Month, advice that missionary prevents STDs, and anti-cellulite thigh massages...they spotlight timeless wins like ditching mercy sex, prioritizing communication, and embracing fantasy smut escapes. Packed with laughs, side-eyes at diet culture, and a call to craft your own sex bucket list, this episode proves Cosmo's still dishing dumb-but-delightful advice. Who needs sex ed when you've got this chaotic icon?

Hosts SJ and Kay dive into the stressful intersection of anxiety and arousal, inspired by Emily Nagoski's game-changing book Come As You Are. They kick things off with asking: Would you rather hook up right before a big race, a killer exam, or amid bedtime chaos with the kids? Spoiler: Probably none because stress can make for some lame sex. They break down the stress response cycle, why cortisol is nature's cockblock, and share science-backed hacks like 20-second hugs and dance breaks to "complete the cycle." From Good Girls Research Division, they roast an awkward 2010 study involving vaginal probes and '90s erotica. Plus, SJ shares her unfiltered hot takes on the third book in Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Thorns and Roses series—think vanilla fairy sex, power imbalances, and a plea for more queer fae foursomes. Whether you're avoiding dishes or daydreaming of magical mates, tune in for laughs and validation.