• How to Optimize Doctors
    Nov 14 2025

    Doctors, this is your final warning. Things are about to change for you and your lot. Things are about to get a lot more normal for you bastards. Gone are the days of you lording your knowledge over the rest of society. Finally, Tom and Griff tear you a new one.

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • How to Optimize Competition w/ Jo Scott
    Nov 3 2025

    Have you heard of mazes? Well, this conversation is a verbal maze. Yeah, you'll get lost in there but you'll also find some treasures or rare items to take home and change your sad life for the better. Dr. Jo Scott takes us down the dark paths of competition this week.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • How to Leverage Your Stupidity w/ Thomas Kelly
    Oct 26 2025

    Thomas Kelly is incredibly stupid. And that's something that he has been able to leverage and use to compete in the marketplace of ideas. He puts Tom and Griff through their stupid tests to see just how absolutely moronic they can be. Listen in to get the full run down of how to be a dumbass.

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • How To Optimize Creativity w/ Ryan McFadden
    Oct 19 2025

    Music producer and engineer Ryan McFadden speaks with us at great length about creativity and what you can learn from a dying blues musician.

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Optimizing Reading w/ Meaghan Strickland
    Oct 6 2025

    The gist of this one is that Meaghan basically comes in and rocks our world. She upends everything you thought you knew about knowledge and books and words too. This one is for the big brains. This one is for the truly free thinkers. Sponsored by Randallman's Sauce.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Optimizing Male Bonding w/ Danny Catlow
    Sep 28 2025

    The thing is that Danny is a master of male bonding. You name a guy, Danny can get you bonded to him. You see a guy? Yeah, Danny is maybe already pals with him. In this episode we talk about just how he does that and then everything falls apart at the end because Danny got sleepy.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Can We Optimize Children?
    Sep 21 2025

    A major announcement and then a childless guy and a guy who is yet to have a child face off in an epic debate about how to raise children.

    No women. No children. Just pure guys talking.

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • How to Optimize Foreign Films w/ Wyatt Fair
    Aug 25 2025

    Today the guys speak with renowned film watcher, Dr. Wyatt Fair on how to subvert and manipulate the world of foreign cinema in order to extract more value. This is a must listen for anyone who has ever not "gotten" a movie.

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    1 hr and 6 mins