God is not a vending machine… and Jesus definitely ignores social distancing
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God is not a vending machine… and Jesus definitely ignores social distancing
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Today’s Mass readings remind us—very clearly—that God is not a vending machine and definitely not a lucky charm we take out only when life goes wrong.
In this short and humorous reflection, we laugh our way through:
- Israel trying (and failing) to use the Ark of the Covenant as a “guaranteed win”
- A Psalm that sounds suspiciously like a desperate prayer we’ve all prayed before
- Jesus breaking every social rule by touching a leper—and changing his life forever
With relatable jokes, everyday examples, and gentle faith-filled insight, this episode helps us see that real faith is not about control, but trust, and that Jesus is never afraid to come close to our mess.
Perfect for Catholics, catechumens, and anyone who needs a smile with their Scripture—short, meaningful, and easy to listen to on the way to work or school.
📖 Readings: 1 Samuel 4:1–11 · Psalm 44 · Mark 1:40–45
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