Episodes

  • 545: Commander Kellie and the Superkids: Sword

    545: Commander Kellie and the Superkids: Sword
    Feb 24 2026

    This week, Donavan and Zak from Jesus Stole Our Movies join us for the second in Kenneth Copeland's daughter's vanity project about a child army.

    Hear more from Zak and Donavan here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jesus-stole-our-movies/id1779853783
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    Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
    Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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    2 hrs and 10 mins
  • 544: The Carpenter's Son

    544: The Carpenter's Son
    Feb 17 2026

    This week, we welcome Nic Cage back into our lives with an atheist review of The Carpenter's Son. It's a movie so nakedly blasphemous and divorced from its source material that we very nearly got upset on Christianity's behalf.

    To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642
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    Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
    Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • 543: Hell and Mr. Fudge

    543: Hell and Mr. Fudge
    Feb 10 2026

    Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Hell and Mr. Fudge, another one of those "based on a true story" movies about a bunch of inscrutable church drama that makes no sense to people standing outside the religion.

    To see us (including Cara!) live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642
    Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast
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    Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
    Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • 542: No Safe Spaces

    542: No Safe Spaces
    Feb 3 2026
    This week, Thomas and Lydia from the Where There's Woke podcast join us as we rewind the clock to a time when the folks on the right were pretty sure the left was ushering in fascism by not laughing at their jokes hard enough.
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    Hear more from Thomas and Lydia on Where There’s Woke and Gavel Gavel
    Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments
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    Learn more about the topics we talked about on Where There’s Woke and Serious Inquiries Only:
    SIO96: Franken Must Go; What Happened At Laurier University?
    SIO47: Conversation with a Critic on Bill C-16
    SIO10: Jordan B. Peterson is Just Wrong (or lying…or both).
    SIO48: What’s Really Going On at Evergreen College?
    SIO42: Trump Impeachment Talk; Fox News Is A Fairytale Land Right Now
    SIO40: Actually, Berkeley Is A Fierce Defender of Free Speech
    SIO18: Milo’s Long Overdue Downfall
    WTW14: thefire.org Is an Absolute Joke
    WTW64: Did Students Shut Down Bipartisan Free Speech Event at Yale Law School?
    WTW89: PragerU Is Not a Grift and That Is Actually More Concerning.
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    Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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    2 hrs and 15 mins
  • 541: Solarbabies

    541: Solarbabies
    Jan 27 2026

    This week, we dive into the better-forgotten 1986 post-apocalyptic roller skating spectacular, Solarbabies. Cara Santa Maria joins us to send Secular Movie Month out with a bang.

    Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast
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    Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
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    2 hrs and 7 mins
  • 540: Fateful Findings

    540: Fateful Findings
    Jan 20 2026

    This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a return to the masterful ramblings of Neil Breen.

    To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642
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    Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
    Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/
    This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self.
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    2 hrs and 13 mins
  • 539: Face/Off

    539: Face/Off
    Jan 13 2026
    This week, our secular-tacular continues with a movie that is neither God nor Awful. The 1997 John Woo masterpiece explores the terrors of having to be Nicolas Cage and/or John Travolta. And almost every inanimate object eventually explodes.
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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • 538: Diana: The Musical

    538: Diana: The Musical
    Jan 6 2026
    This week, we kick off Secular Movie Month with cohost of The Know Rogan Experience Michael Marshall joining us for the atrocity that is Diana: The Musical.

    To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642
    Check out more from Marsh on Skeptics with a K and the Know Rogan Experience
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    1 hr and 41 mins