Episodes

  • EP150: It's Giving Evil Child

    EP150: It's Giving Evil Child
    Oct 6 2025
    We kick off with HANNAH GIVING BIG S HER BIRTHDAY PREZZIE!! Then we change day and Big S has her birthday prez finally on her head. The huns are haggard, shattered and knackered. The vibe is ill and chaos. But this means there's less chitty chatty, and more spooky spooky. The Tarot this week is really stabby. Lay low, huns. Amongst other topics we discuss Age Difference in a relationship and ask is Hannah gonna buy some boxing shorts? Should the huns run a bar??? Would you come? This week is a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPECIAL! C.o.W speshy. This means we have plenty of your listener stories to keep us nice and cosy this Halloween season. Story 1 Hannah flies us to Belgium for a tale sent in by Timo. Death has come to me twice... Story 2 Big S tells a tale about a Russian kid and his folktale about Baby Yaga... is she real? Ty for sending Saoirse! Story 3 Hannah has a story sent in by... da-da-daahhhh - HANNAH! Fittingly, this is a mimic story... and then a littley about eyes seen at a campfire. Story 4 Big S has a final story all the way from Kiwi New Zealand... (big up black ferns) a dairy farm ghost story... v spooky. Ty Lindsay! Absolutely stunning stories - thank yew huns we love you loads. Isn't Halloween season THE ONE?? Enjoy and see ya next week. xoxox JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • EP149: Salty, Creamy, Buttery, Tasty

    EP149: Salty, Creamy, Buttery, Tasty
    Sep 29 2025
    **DISCLAIMER: The VIDEO keeps glitching and Spotify had no idea why - we have previous of ghosts fucking with the cameras - so APOLOGIES for when it cuts out.** Big S has had a BIRTHDAY! Woo. She got some gifted some lurgy and Hannah discusses her perfect murder. Can't stop won't stop banging on about the amazing true crime podcast that is WEST CORK, check it out on Audible huns it's so good... and tell us thoughts??? Where and when would you go back in time? We'd turn the clock back to solve a crime. Lastly, Big S decides to tell everyone about ZOMBIE FUNGI ANTS. MIND BLOWN. Also Hannah has been haunted by a perverted ghost. Honk Honk. Stories: 1) Big S has a short ghost story from CORNWALL. What did they see in their headlights? 2) Big S has a story called The Patchwork Man by Quincy Lee - have a read here! https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1bd1m30/does_anyone_remember_the_rhyme_about_the/ 3) Hannah has a creepy story about danger in the woods... Creep of the Week is narrated by Big S and from Sadie - Charlie the ghost pays the kids a visit... THANKS HUN!!! ENJOY THIS EPPY HUNS SOZ FOR THE GLITCHES BACK TO NORMAL NEXT WEEK xoxoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • EP148: She Made Jam

    EP148: She Made Jam
    Sep 22 2025
    It's autumn and we're getting cosy. Hannah's recco of the week is Whistle by Linwood Barclay... think Stephen King vibes. Also mentioned: Atonement and Lessons by Ian McEwan. We've also both seen Weapons - got thoughts? More excitingly we get into Stool sample chat - what is the etiquette?? Does it need a gingham sleeve? The women are playing Rugby World Cup - baffling but proud. Are you wearing Mary Janes or a demure ballet pump? Tarot we draw the hanged man (is that good??) and get a fresh perspective. Enough nonsense. Let's get spooky. Story 1 Big S has a mental story called CINNAMON. It's a cosy one. Listen to this ideally with a pumpkin spiced latte. And poss a valium. Story 2 Hannah has a story about Jenna's iPhone. Careful of facial recognition. Story 3 Big S narrates a story called My husband was not my husband that day... this is seriously creepy. Story 4 Hannah takes us to Tokyo to hear about the shadows in the subway of Shin-Koiwa... CREEP OF THE WEEK (C.O.W! C.O.W!) - this is from Jen Etherington, thank yew hun!!!!! This has PHOTO EVIDENCE of the Wedding Woods... We end with Telekenesis... Will the coke move? We love you Huns In The Wild xxxx ENJOY JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • EP147: Neil By Mouth

    EP147: Neil By Mouth
    Sep 15 2025
    Hannah has been HOSPITALO - there's panic and palpitations all over the shop. Big S tries to make Hannah's stress a political agenda and the huns decide a spa is the only solution. Let us know if you're Rat or Potato. SPOOKY NEWS Artcile read out by Big Suze "I found a stranger under my hotel bed..." - horror in Tokyo. Hannah has a story that's full on vile. It's called 'Rat Girl'. Radka has a terrible time at school in the Czech Republic. Creep of the Week this time is from Hannah!!! Cowcowcow! Thanks hun - this is from Meath in Ireland... v spooky. We finish with a We Get Haunted so You Don't Have To - what will happen on our next ghost hunt? We portend the future visavis Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark. Martin and 3 cats. What does it all mean? Guess we'll find out. WE LOVE YOU HUNS - ENJOY XOXOXO JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr
  • EP146: Fiddling Around my Window

    EP146: Fiddling Around my Window
    Sep 8 2025
    Big S still has suspected Listeria/Salmonella-ella/godknowswhat this week, but the pod must carry on! We get into TV reccomendations - The Jury on Channel 4, The Vanishing Cyclist on BBC and Too Hot to Handle on Netflix. A real smorgasbord of culture for yew huns. This week is a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY - some real chaos in this installment! Let's get into it - Story One Big S has a story from Caprice about a hideous Barney and haunted toy train... a very atmospheric one, felt like we were there in the pissing rain!! Story Two Hannah reads a TRUE CRIMEY spook from Jessica - about the Villisca Axe Murder House Story Three Suzie narrates a terrifying story from J about a haunted swimming pool in London... we're going to have to visit and see for ourselves... Story Four Hannah finishes the eppy with a story from 'O' about a haunted house and a monster... nightmarish. ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YA xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    54 mins
  • EP145: Spinach & Botox

    EP145: Spinach & Botox
    Sep 1 2025
    This week Hannah returns from Edinburgh with a scratchy voice and tales to tell and Big S has a spinach problem. This eppy gets grotesque real fast, so we recommend you have ya breakfast beforehand. The huns discuss self-care, lemurs, botox and being killed off by a spinachy ass. The GHOST STORIES don't stop won't stop - Story 1 Hannah has a story that has LYNN VIBES... would you play this game with your husband? Story 2 Big S has a tale from Okie (Oklahoma) and the Seminole people... this gets real sad. CREEP OF THE WEEK (aka. CowCowCow) is read by Hannah and sent in by Ronnie - who's the jogger? Were they real? Why they running like that??? THANK YEW HUNS WE LOVE YOU, ENJOY! xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    57 mins
  • EP144: THE H BOMB

    EP144: THE H BOMB
    Aug 25 2025
    This week HANNAH SAW A GHOST. In an elevator. This is seriously spooky. What happened here? And what does concierge know? The huns discuss who's been blown away by whom, pubic thatch brushing, only fans creators and get into the Bonnie Blue debate. SPOOKY NEWS Did you hear about the haunted annabelle doll? And the tragic death of Dan Rivera? Very verry spooky. It's a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPECIAL today - so plenty of your tales to keep us creeped out. Let's get into it... Story 1 Big S narrated a tale from Shane. It's Dec 2023 and we're in County Cork Ireland - let him go let him tarry... Story 2 Hannah narrates a wholesome story from MA ... me and jeremy - love finds a way. Story 3 Suzie narrates a story from Chloe - buried family secrets... literally. Story 4 Hannah has one from Bethany (stun patrehun) - PHOTO EVIDENCE - Flamingo Land to Haunted House (lot of animal chat in here, soz) Story 5 Suzie has one last one from Namonde - called The Girl In The Yellow Dress Finally, on We Get Haunted - we delve into the whispering glass... to summon the spirit of eloise. ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YOU xoxoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • EP143: Zha Zha to Zhun Zhun

    EP143: Zha Zha to Zhun Zhun
    Aug 18 2025
    It's us - the Quirky little girls who do comedy. Big Suze realises she's David Brent and she's Moved HOUSE! The Huns have nail opinions and Hannah picks the tarot that depicts shovelling quavers into a mans mouth. Stunning. Saucy. IT'S A COW SPESH!!!! (Creep of the Week for those not in the know). We're telling YOUR ghost stories this week. Cos you're all haunted tae fuck. Story One Big Suze narrates a tale from Liv about her boyfriends late Grandad ... Is this a voicemail from beyond the grave? Story Two Hannah has a story from Holly about a haunted childhood home. Footsteps creaking... Story Three This is from Winnabelle (obsessed with this name!) this a ghost story in an office - a child called Zhun Zhun... Story Four Hannah's got a tale from Krista - two littlies about her niece and nephew. Creepy kids... Story Five From Victoria - "my five year old is a spooky bitch". Can Grace see dead people? Story Six Hannah's got a tale from the same Krista - this one has PHOTOS. A spooky Ghost Hunt in Ontario, Canada... Finally we TRY and channel Beelzebub. It doesn't go to plan. ENJOY HUNS xoxo JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50! Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns! Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns wanna see our shows? SEE HANNAH AT EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE 13-24 AUGUST: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/rip-hannah-bitch-cough-ski-wip SEE SUZIE DO MCSHOW HERE THURSDAY 21 AUGUST: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/suzie-preece-mcshow-wip-thu-21st-aug-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202508211830/ This week's episode includes a paid advertisement by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get your exclusive discount at betterhelp.com/ghosthuns to become your best self Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min