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Getting You Home On Friday

Getting You Home On Friday

By: Mike Jones and Iley Jones
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A comedic selection of skits and radio plays to get you home at the end of the week. Come home to funny, bizarre and punny stories that’ll take you from Ancient Rome, to the Australian Outback, haunted hotspots and the streets of akin to a Noir film and the world beyond. Old style comedy with some new twist. Let’s Get You Home on Friday.©Mike Jones and Iley Jones 2025 Art Entertainment & Performing Arts
Episodes
  • 26. See Spot, an Act of War and the End of a Case
    Jul 31 2025

    See spot run.
    See Fedux doing odd things with the mail and his nipples.
    See Dick Clever trying to wrap the case up before someone else ends up with a Cod Piece in their ear.

    See all of this with your mind as you listen to the latest episode of Getting You Home On Friday. It's another week of fun, chaos, and bountiful wit and humour. It's also the final week of Dick Clever, our glorious detective, is at the end of his journey, or is he?

    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

    Credits:

    See Spot

    Gavin Jones as Storyteller

    On the Roman Nose, Act of War

    Nate Gothard as Caesar

    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

    Thomas Taufan as Fedux, Voice and Guard

    Linda Chong as Intercom

    Dick Clever., Cuff Em

    Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

    Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

    Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere

    Gavin Jones as Butler

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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    8 mins
  • 25. A Good Frisking at the Party
    Jul 24 2025

    Good Day, today the Prime Minister's approval rating has slipped in the Polls, however, his ratings have improved with the Germans and remains flat with the French. Ed & Ted are debriefing after a family party (who was that guy with the mo' and limp?) and we tune in once again to Dick Clever for the Penultimate episode. It was 9:55 and a mist rolled in from the lounge room as they were questioning the enormous character of Cecil Lardbottom.

    Three stories and skits, three chances for a giggle and a laugh on this day we call Friday (or whatever day you're listening to).


    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

    Credits:

    News, International News

    Hester van der Vyver as News Anchor

    Cheng as Jack and Correspondent

    Ed & Ted, The Party

    Nate Gothard as Ed

    Cheng as Ted

    Thomas Taufan as Narrator

    Dick Clever, Patriots Syndrome

    Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

    Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

    Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Cecil Lardbottom

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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    8 mins
  • 24. Tongs for the Memories
    Jul 17 2025

    So, the next lead lay dead on the slab in Doc's room. Or at least his head. Who had killed Ernest Nutpucker, and why had he ordered a
    large quantity of fish fingers? It was late, and Dick had yet another dead end or end dead....Meanwhile, Caesar and Sensus were dealing with a crisis of a different kind...an accountant! All so crucial, all so precise...all so very...very...precise.

    So join us for a nice short and sweet On the Roman Nose and Dick Clever episode.

    Murder and Ancient Rome? Say less.


    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

    Credits:

    Dick Clever, Tongs for the Memories

    Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson

    Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

    Thomas Taufan as Cecil Lardbottom

    Gavin Jones As Butler

    On the Roman Nose, Accounted For

    Nate Gothard as Caesar

    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

    Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

    Linda Chong as Morose and Intercom

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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    9 mins
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