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Fully Grown Homos Podcast

Fully Grown Homos Podcast

By: Dave and Matt
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  • Christmas, Community, And Courage
    Dec 25 2025

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    A summer holiday can hold both shock and sparkle. We start by unpacking the terror attack at Bondi—what we saw unfold in real time, why rushed reporting amplified confusion, and how hate harms whole communities. We share where our solidarity sits, how to talk about religion without tarring entire cultures, and the very real mental health ripples that follow mass trauma. From first responders and lifesavers to brave bystanders, we honour the people who ran toward danger and remind listeners that counselling and crisis lines are there even if you only witnessed events on a screen.

    Then we let some light in. Think ham raffles, family lunches in relentless heat, and the joy of giving small but thoughtful gifts to the club staff who look after us all year. We swap practical LGBTQ+ holiday ideas for every vibe: guilt‑free sleep‑ins, a one‑dish masterpiece, queer karaoke line‑ups, Dragmas outfits, rooftop meetups, and community lunches that welcome anyone spending the day solo. Volunteering, writing cards to queer elders, and choosing spaces that feel safe and inclusive turn a lonely day into a connected one. If you’re budgeting, we’ve got you—camp doesn’t have to be costly.

    We close with pet peeves that double as survival tips: don’t panic buy, don’t abuse retail staff, and don’t pretend a one‑day closure is an apocalypse. If a store makes you queue twice, give feedback. If venues hike prices, expect value, not opportunism. And shopping centres, open the car park gates the week of Christmas and New Year; people shouldn’t pay to sit in exit traffic. Through it all, the thread is simple—hold space for grief, make a little room for glitter, and treat strangers like neighbours.

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    44 mins
  • Miami Returns: Freeballing, Fantasies, And Pet Peeves
    Dec 15 2025

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    A Saturday night with Miami back in the studio means trouble—in the best, filthiest, most unfiltered way. We start with freeballing, sleep habits, and why bras are a love-hate relationship, then veer into the messy joy of attraction at work and that unmistakable big energy you can spot a mile away. It’s irreverent, honest, and exactly the vibe you need when curiosity outweighs decorum.

    Then we throw ourselves into Pass It On, our improvised, raunchy story game where each of us continues a spicy scenario without warning. A sweaty tradie at the door, a stuck lift with a very persuasive mechanic, and a night flight that turns into a mile-high confession booth—three minds, three wildly different fantasies. You’ll hear how dominance, detail, and chaos collide, and you’ll also hear us call time when boundaries matter. Hot, silly, and consent-savvy—yes, all at once.

    Things get unexpectedly useful when we break down the practical realities of double penetration. We talk angles, rhythm, staying inside, lube, stamina, and why the third round is a myth too far. No porn gloss here—just real talk from two guys who’ve actually tried it. We keep the momentum with Spit Swallow Gargle as we rank Cristiano Ronaldo, Steph Curry, Travis Kelce, and Carlos Alcaraz, then slide into a frankly outrageous Urban Dictionary tour. We draw the line at scat and harm, talk hygiene and smell checks, and laugh our way through quiffs and “dirty clouds.” Desire is personal; “nope” is healthy.

    We cool down with a cathartic pet peeves sprint—loud talkers, adult vaping, tailgaters, fish in office microwaves, hair in drains—and name the legendary “ask hole,” the person who begs for advice and ignores it. It’s a perfect snapshot of our show: queer, cheeky, boundary-aware and shamelessly fun. If you love candid sex chat, laughter that gets you side-eyed in public, and friends who keep it real, you’re home.

    Love what you hear? Follow the show, share it with your curious mates, and leave us a review so more listeners can find the chaos. Got a question or a kink conundrum? Email Fully Grown Homos Podcast at gmail.com or hit our socials and tell us what to tackle next.

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    If you want to send us a question or would like our thoughts on a particular topic you can contact us at Fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or contact us on any of our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • A Cock Tale Of Two Cities: Hood Up, Hood Off
    Dec 5 2025

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    A wild Sydney night out set the scene, but what stayed with us was a question we couldn’t shake: does foreskin really matter? We lean into the laughs and the awkward bits to unpack circumcision with clear eyes—how it began, who still does it, what the science says, and why porn and peer norms skew how we think about “normal” downstairs. Expect personal stories, a few saucy bathroom anecdotes, and a grounded look at consent, care, and culture.

    We trace the arc from ancient Egypt to modern faith traditions across Judaism and Islam, and into the US medicalisation that framed circumcision as hygiene. Then we zoom out to global stats: high prevalence across the Middle East and parts of Africa, lower in Europe, China, and Australia, where younger parents are increasingly opting to wait. Along the way, we separate facts from folklore—infant UTI risk, STI contexts, recovery differences—while keeping the core message simple: daily hygiene matters more than skin status, and pleasure depends on technique, communication, and lube.

    The heart of the conversation is autonomy. We weigh the case for tradition and early recovery against a growing push for bodily consent when the procedure isn’t medically urgent. We also talk about social pressure: urinal glances, porn defaults, and how body image shifts once you’re actually having sex with people who care about kindness and skill over a single aesthetic. If you’ve wondered whether cut or uncut changes cleanliness, sensation, or compatibility, you’ll get practical guidance and zero judgement. Consent, care, culture—that’s the compass.

    If this chat made you think, laugh, or argue with your phone, do us a favour: subscribe, leave a review, and share it with a curious mate. Got questions or stories of your own? Slide into our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast and keep the conversation going.

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    If you want to send us a question or would like our thoughts on a particular topic you can contact us at Fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or contact us on any of our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
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