Episodes

  • Dead Snow (2009)

    Dead Snow (2009)
    May 16 2025

    Is an undead Nazi worst than a living Nazi? Did she suck his poo finger? How do dogs 69? Død snø? More like Dude no.

    The gang watched 2009's horror comedy Dead Snow by Tommy Wirkola and spent way too much time talking about that damn finger.
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    55 mins
  • Suspiria (2018)

    Suspiria (2018)
    Apr 26 2025

    Praise the Mother, it's finally time to review 2018's Suspiria! Following a scathing review of the timeless original, will the gang prefer Guadagnino's 'cover'? Will they also somehow still find time to sh*t some more on the beloved Giallo classic? Are all three of them just Tilda Swinton in prosthetics? Perhaps.
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • MaXXXine (2024)

    MaXXXine (2024)
    Apr 11 2025

    Hitting when the iron is stone cold, the gang watches 2024's Maxxxine. We've got serial killers, Mia Goth's ball-busting, and ducks full of cocaine. What's not to like? (ominous foreshadowing)
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Suspiria (1977)

    Suspiria (1977)
    Mar 21 2025
    In 1977 Dario Argento directed Suspiria a movie about a young woman caught in a murderous web of witches. In 2025 a gang of podcasters reviewed Argento's Suspiria and called it a vapid string of pretty colours. Are they right? Should they get a brick through their window? Should Tilda Swinton be in every movie ever? Answers to these questions and more in the newest FOES episode
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    57 mins
  • Pearl (2022)

    Pearl (2022)
    Mar 14 2025

    Take this red ribbon off my eyes

    I'M MARRIED, and it's no big surprise

    Don't you think I know exactly where I stand?

    This world is forcing me to hold your hand


    'Cause I'm just a girl, oh, little old me

    Well, don't let me out of your sight

    Oh, I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite

    So don't let me have any rights"

    -Pearl if she ever started a pop punk band


    The gang continues watching Ty West's Maxime trilogy, with Mia Goth's tour de force Pearl from 2022
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • The Lighthouse (2019)

    The Lighthouse (2019)
    Feb 21 2025
    "Hark, Triton, Hark! Bellow, bid a biblically accurate lighthouse to raise from the depths full foul in its glory! One eyed seagulls and silicone shark pussy to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to force you to listen to descriptions of expensive lenses, to make you guess what prop poo is made of, and to dream of forbidden dvd commentary-" "Alright, have it your way. I like your podcast." The gang sees 2019 The Lighthouse
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Nosferatu (2024)

    Nosferatu (2024)
    Feb 7 2025
    Yes yes we all know how much you thirst for Sir Daddy Orlok's turgid grey member but there is more to Robert Eggers's 2024 Nosferatu than that, the gang also discuss German Expressionism, female gooning, the shadow realm, German Expressionism, the fear of cucking, German Expressionism, Vampire the Masquerade and classic Gothic literature Also German Expressionism
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • X (2022)

    X (2022)
    Jan 31 2025
    Join the gang as they jump head first into Ti West's X franchise, we talk about old people stabbing you, old people having sex and most importantly old people and healthy romantic relationships. Stay tuned for Pearl and Maxxxime in the near future.
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    56 mins