Episodes

  • S1:E13 Focused On Nothing Christmas!
    Dec 25 2025

    Merry Christmas you filthy animals! And a Happy New Year! We reminisce about the first season, talk Christmas, and plan a little for 2026. Thank you all for listening in 2025, we're looking forward to next year and next season!

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    19 mins
  • S1:E12 Story Time with Uncle Dan - Kidnapped!
    Dec 18 2025

    Welcome to the first ever installation of Story Time with Uncle Dan! He's my uncle, and he told us a story. It's our first attempt at an interview and, you know, things happened. We might talk over each other occasionally due to some latency issues on the call, but buckle up, because it's a wild one.

    Did I mention I'm not an audio engineer recently?


    Intro music prod. Ty Cobb Here Oh wait...there is no intro music this week. Oh well!


    https://santamariatimes.com/long-term-fixes-high-school-uber-hilker-ahc-board/article_3383e643-17b9-562e-80dd-884681054ede.html

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnappings_in_Colombia


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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • S1E11: Tulip Mania!
    Dec 11 2025

    Nick's computer is dying. I'm out of brandy. My computer stops us from recording several times. But who cares because we're BACK! Welcome to episode 11 and do enjoy what are probably sane volume levels. This week we talk some serious financial crisis (it's not serious), and may have a good science tangent, but you get to decide that. Enjoy!


    Intro music prod. Ty Cobb Here


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulb

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_R%C3%B6ntgen

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe-fitting_fluoroscope

    https://amsterdamtulipmuseum.com/pages/tulip-history-botanical-mystery-tulipmania

    https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/7rx93a/til_during_the_dutch_tulip_mania_a_sailor_mistook/

    https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2014/02/03/tulipomania/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_(unit)

    https://financebuzz.com/rare-pogs-worth-a-fortune

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-fungible_token

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_(unit)


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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • S1E10.1.1: The Fermi Paradox - But Louder This Time!
    Dec 9 2025

    Well I'd say that's much louder anyway! Thanks for Joining!


    Welcome back to the show. This week Ted gets with Guest Host Nick for a discussion on this Fermi fellow and ponder the age old question "Where is everybody?" Don't worry host Nick will be back next week for more shenanigans. In the meantime, enjoy!



    Intro music prod. Ty Cobb ⁠Here⁠

    ⁠https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bumblebees-have-learned-to-read-simple-morse-code-an-ability-seen-only-in-humans-and-vertebrates/⁠

    ⁠https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Alien_Bigfoot⁠

    ⁠https://science.howstuffworks.com/question431.htm⁠

    ⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enrico_Fermi⁠

    ⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox⁠

    ⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox#cite_note-1⁠


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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • S1:E10.1.0 I Made a Mistake!
    Dec 9 2025

    So it turns out I still have no idea how audio engineering works. Fortunately one of you fine listeners informed me that last weeks episode was EXTREMELY QUIET! As such, E10.1.1 will be the same Fermi Paradox episode, but at an actually audible level. Enjoy!

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    2 mins
  • S1E10: The Fermi Paradox
    Dec 4 2025

    Skip ahead to the NEXT episode. Which is this episode, but with audio levels that you can actually hear. = ) Thanks!


    Welcome back to the show. This week Ted gets with Guest Host Nick for a discussion on this Fermi fellow and ponder the age old question "Where is everybody?" Don't worry host Nick will be back next week for more shenanigans. In the meantime, enjoy!



    Intro music prod. Ty Cobb Here


    https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bumblebees-have-learned-to-read-simple-morse-code-an-ability-seen-only-in-humans-and-vertebrates/

    https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Alien_Bigfoot

    https://science.howstuffworks.com/question431.htm

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enrico_Fermi

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox#cite_note-1


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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • S1E9: Lets Do Drugs! Methman Prophecy Part II - Aimo Koivunen
    Nov 26 2025

    Welcome back to the show folks! This week Ted and Nick jump into the conclusion of the methman prophecy with the complete and unabridged story of Aimo Koivunen who super OD'd on methamphetamine in WWII. If you haven't heard part 1 of this, jump back one episode and enjoy! Now quit methin' around and smash that play button!


    Also...IYKYK

    Vicki's Famous "Kahlua" recipe as promised!

    Kahlua- 192+oz
    10 c water
    8 lb sugar
    1-2 c brown sugar
    7 oz instant coffee
    1.75 ml brandy
    4 oz pure vanilla
    Boil water, sugars and instant coffee for 10-15 minutes. Let syrup cool. Add vanilla and brandy. Bottle and let rest for 21 days. Make sure to shake or stir once or twice a week while resting. Does not need to be refrigerated.



    https://www.hereswhathappened.net/blog/aimo-koivunen

    https://online.norwich.edu/online/about/resource-library/six-causes-world-war-i

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland_in_World_War_II

    https://www.psychiatrypodcast.com/psychiatry-psychotherapy-podcast/episode-133-blitzed-hitler-nazigermany-pervitin

    https://www.discoverphds.com/blog/finlands-phd-sword-and-hat-tradition

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NazN5WcXwio

    https://www.dea.gov/sites/default/files/2020-06/Ecstasy-MDMA-2020_0.pdf

    https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-9-year-old-son-saves-his-father-from-leukemia-by-donating-stem-cells/


    Intro music prod. Ty Cobb Here


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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • S1E8: Let's do Drugs! Methman Prophecy Part I
    Nov 20 2025

    Ted and Nick once again join farces to podcast for the people! In this weeks episode we have a lengthy discussion about drugs, and war. We don't recommend either, but apparently some years ago doing both at the same time was the hot ticket, so quit methin' around and smash that play button!

    Intro music prod. Ty Cobb Here.


    https://www.hereswhathappened.net/blog/aimo-koivunen

    https://online.norwich.edu/online/about/resource-library/six-causes-world-war-i

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland_in_World_War_II

    https://www.psychiatrypodcast.com/psychiatry-psychotherapy-podcast/episode-133-blitzed-hitler-nazigermany-pervitin

    https://www.discoverphds.com/blog/finlands-phd-sword-and-hat-tradition

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NazN5WcXwio

    https://www.dea.gov/sites/default/files/2020-06/Ecstasy-MDMA-2020_0.pdf

    https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-9-year-old-son-saves-his-father-from-leukemia-by-donating-stem-cells/



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    57 mins