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FkinnewGuyPodcast

FkinnewGuyPodcast

By: Samir_Mr. FNG
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Fucking New Guy is the podcast for those who refuse to take things at face value. With unapologetic dark humor and a relentless curiosity, I question everything—no topic is off-limits. If you're tired of the same old scripted narratives and want raw, independent thinking, you're in the right place. Buckle up, because this ride isn't for the easily offended.

🎙️**"Alright, so let’s get one thing straight—I'm not here to play it safe, and I'm definitely not here to pretend I know it all. I'm just the fkin’ new guy... askin’ questions nobody wants to answer, laughing at the shit nobody wants to admit, and thinking way too much for someone who just showed up. Let’s talk about it."

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Episodes
  • Everything is Alot
    Nov 21 2025

    THA N3W GU7 Podcast | Why Men Don’t Open Up & Why The Youth Have No Respect Anymore** In this episode, we dig into two real conversations that hit home: why men hide their emotions, and why the younger generation is losing all sense of respect. We talk honestly about what men go through when they say “I’m fine,” why vulnerability gets weaponized, and how real support looks in action — not words. Then we shift to the heartbreaking story of a pregnant mother in Chicago getting jumped by a group of kids, and what it says about the state of today's youth. This is the side of culture nobody wants to talk about — but we do. 💬 Topics Covered: 🧠 Why Men Don’t Feel Safe Being Vulnerable Why men say “I’m okay” when they’re not How vulnerability gets used against men What men REALLY need when they shut down Real-life examples: from “leave me alone” to “take me to eat,” “pay a bill,” or just roll a blunt How to support a man emotionally without making him feel weak 👊🏽 The Chicago Attack & Youth With No Respect A pregnant mother and her two children jumped leaving school Why today’s kids have zero fear or boundaries When adults say: “I beat it from 8 to 80” — meaning nobody is safe from consequences The growing disconnect between elders and the younger generation The cultural decay behind these violent incidents 🎧 Key Moments: 52:12 — “Why do people say they’re okay when they’re not?” 52:22 — Why men don’t open up 54:12 — “When I say I’m fine, leave me alone.” 55:35 — “Or suck my dick.” (the comedic relief moment) 56:18 — “Bring me a woman.” 34:58 — Chicago mother attacked 35:43 — “These little motherfuckers ain’t got no respect.”

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Never Meet Your Idolizes
    Nov 14 2025

    🎙️ Fkin New Guy Podcast | Tax Dollars, Idols & Nostalgia — The Truth They Don’t Talk About

    In this episode of the Fkin New Guy Podcast**, we break down the wild ways your tax dollars are being spent overseas — including millions for circumcisions and vasectomies in Zambia, electric buses in Rwanda, and even pastry classes in Haiti. All while people here still struggling.

    We also dive into why idolizing celebrities will always backfire — because at the end of the day, they’re just people like the rest of us. And to lighten the mood, we wrap it all up with a throwback to those classic TV commercials and jingles we’ll never forget — from “Every kiss begins with K” to “What would you do for a Klondike bar?”

    💬 Topics Covered:

    • 💸 The Biden administration’s questionable foreign spending
    • 🚍 $500K for electric buses in Rwanda
    • 🍰 Millions for pastry classes and dance groups in Haiti
    • 🧠 Why idol culture is toxic and fans go too far
    • 📺 Classic commercials that defined a generation

    🎧 Key Moments:

    • 49:05 — The $3M circumcision & vasectomy funding in Zambia
    • 49:48 — Pastry classes and “dance focus groups” in Haiti
    • 01:55 — “Never meet your idols” — why fans need boundaries
    • 29:47 — Nostalgic ad throwback: “Every kiss begins with K”

    The Vibe: Raw. Real. Unfiltered. We question what we’re told, laugh at what’s wild, and think for ourselves — because somebody has to.

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    51 mins
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