Well, last time we played already two weeks ago, we fought in the snow! On the side of a mountain. Near a very unstable bridge. Against YETIS! YAY. I think one got knocked down the mountain and the other was killed by dwarves who showed up! And we met their dying king too, who we had to deliver a message to. Now we're off to (possibly) help the dwarves with an issue in the mines. - Elysian Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Somehow we all were kidnapped simultaneously and forced to fight in an underground gladiatorial arena. Our captors underestimated us. They expected us to die to their second-rate champions and their chimera, but they were outnumbered and outclassed. After the fight we were approached by one of the more decorated champions who needed help delivering a very important letter to his brother, who happens to be a Dwarven King. For payment, he paid for our freedom. So we take on the job of glorified couriers. Actually that doesn't sound like a bad idea we should think about starting a courier business on the side since we travel so much. - Tayto Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time on Fists of Furry: We saw a HUGE Hydra so we ran for our lives, and our new elemental friend healed us. Isn't he the best? So we turned to fight Ted, Ned, Fred, Chad, and PAINT CHIPS. Elysian played with Paint Chips the whole time, so we killed the other four heads AND LOST OUR NEW FRIEND. - Shenzi Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Well, 'ere's how it happened. Tha' seal chap, wassiz name, finaly pulled 'is big gob outa that doorway; an' those wha' were inside took some issue wiv that, and spawned some o' that animated water. I left all tha' crazy type stuff to the others, an' pinned down the human type blokes. No. For the record, I meant t' kill tha' one. If'n he'd pull 'is own thumbs out ta get away, he'd make a terrible prisoner. So anyway, we finish tha' bit, and check out tha' room below; but it's full o' crap nuffin, jus' some old bones 'n rusty blades. Down the nex' bit o' stairs though is a godsdamned mage though. Hate those types; an this one was all blurry an' hard to hit. Oh, an 'e hit like a cart 'imself. Anyway, we killed tha' bloke, but 'e whent and spawned some sea monster in 'is place, so now we're all shit out'a luck... - Zale Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Well, hi again! I’m finally back from England and it’s my turn to recap. Yeah it was fun over there, I got to walk the dog, eat corna- Wait I’m suppose to be recapping last session. Okay well uh.... The very first thing that happened was we had to get through a portcullis. Some of us didn’t make it through after we lost the element of surprise. Then we came face to face with some of those reavers and fathomers! The very first role I did was a crit, poor guy got smacked hard with the 10-foot pole. I guess the others did some impre- No I’m kidding, they did impressive too. We finally got through them though and literally had a shit time getting through what was probably a sewage pipe, pretty sure people threw up. Oh and then Tayto found a water elemental. His face is probably gonna get kicked in as soon as we start. - Elysian Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

We got attacked by... Animated pudding and dumb drink mascots that have nothing to do with religion. Keiro almost died. Our necromancer saved him. I'm sticky and I smell weird. - Tayto Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last week I woke up next to an old minotaur in her house, am being haunted or cursed with visions of a ghost baker who speaks gibberish and tries to annoy me, talked to a couple of assholes about a an artifact in some place called, "the drowned tower", and investigated the death of some loud-ass who kept preaching the word of some crashing wave religion, which the devout shitheels of some other Sea religion didn't like and most likely shanked him while drunk. So now we're getting offered a lot of money to get whatever magical artifact is in the drowned tower from both the Church of some Sea God and these rich Mages who are all probably corrupt little shits. We gotta figure out who to work for on Fists of Furry. - Tayto Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Kiero wouldn't wake up!! Our poor kangaroo. But they said he didn't need to be resurrected because he's not that kind of asleep, so we went to the docks instead. Someone from the same brotherhood thing as me said we were his allies before we even knew who he was! These stupid pirates tried to kill my friends, so we killed them instead. No resurrection for them! Meanies! But Tayto.... Tayto tried to do this thing they call "seducing" to one of the grunts because he found some handcuffs. I guess the grunt didn't like it, because he smashed himself in the face, rendering himself unconscious. I wonder what we're doing today! - Shenzi Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim