Episodes

  • First Look Gnomes: The Archives – Building Our Dream Pub (Moon Under Water Podcast Inspired)
    Mar 5 2026

    From the archives of First Look Gnomes…

    In this classic episode, we recreate the format of The Moon Under Water podcast and design our ultimate dream pub from scratch.

    From the perfect pub name and location to the drink selection, atmosphere, pub rules, and questionable entertainment choices, we build our fantasy local — and inevitably argue about the details.

    Along the way, we explore:

    • British pub culture
    • What makes the perfect pub
    • Nostalgic pub memories
    • Signature drinks and draft picks
    • The social rituals that make pubs iconic

    If you enjoy pub chat, comedy podcasts, creative formats, and discussions inspired by The Moon Under Water, this archive episode is for you.

    Whether you're into British pub traditions, building your own dream pub, or relaxed conversational podcasts, this episode delivers laughs, nostalgia, and friendly debate.

    Pull up a stool and join us.

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    46 mins
  • First Look Gnomes: The Archives – DNA Test Surprises, Celtic Ancestry, ChatGPT Creativity & Children’s Books Debate
    Feb 19 2026

    From the archives of First Look Gnomes…

    What starts with a tongue-in-cheek chat about pink flamingos and rumour culture quickly turns into a deeper look at identity, heritage, and how stories shape what we believe.

    In this episode, we unpack surprising DNA test results, explore Celtic ancestry, and discover unexpected links to Southern Ontario settlers that reshape family narratives. It’s an honest, funny discussion about what ancestry percentages really mean — and why they’re clues, not labels.

    We also explore:

    • Cornwall, national pride, and cultural context
    • The debate around classic children’s books and whether context matters more than edits
    • A first look at The Blue-Footed Booby by Rob Biddulph
    • Using ChatGPT for creativity, writing, and overcoming creative blocks
    • Social media platforms imagined as pubs
    • And a very serious Easter egg debate (Cadbury fans, assemble)

    If you’re interested in DNA ancestry results, family history discoveries, children’s literature discussions, AI tools like ChatGPT, or cultural commentary with humour, this archive episode delivers thoughtful laughs and practical insight.

    Perfect for curious minds who enjoy culture, books, identity, and tech — with friendly chaos included.

    Ever notice how a pink flamingo can start a rumour? We open with the folklore of swinging symbols and the way small, silly signals become “truth” once enough people repeat them. That playful start sets us up for a surprisingly heartfelt turn: one of us shares fresh DNA test results that map a Celtic-heavy mix with a twist—genetic ties to Southern Ontario settlers—and a newly discovered family connection that reframes old stories. It’s identity with a wink, proof that percentages are clues, not labels.

    From there we wander (with purpose) into the places we come from and the histories we inherit. Cornwall’s past stirs a chat about national pride, rugby songs, and why context matters more than erasure when we hand classic children’s books to the next generation. We make the case for notes and guidance instead of edits that sand off the edges. Along the way, a first look at The Blue-Footed Booby by Rob Biddulph reminds us that picture books can be clever, warm, and wildly re-readable.

    AI gets its moment too. We talk about using ChatGPT to break creative blocks, sharpen lines, and ship better work faster—without surrendering judgement or voice. It’s honest, hands-on, and grounded: prompts, iterations, and why the human still decides what’s good. Then we lighten the load with a tour of social platforms imagined as pubs, and we crown the winner of a very serious LinkedIn poll on the best Easter eggs—spoiler: Cadbury by a mile.

    Come for the laughs, stay for the curiosity. If you enjoy a mix of culture, ancestry, books for kids, and practical takes on AI—served with friendly chaos—you’re in the right place. Tap follow, share this with a friend who needs a smile, and leave us a quick review to help others find the show. What surprised you most this week?

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    25 mins
  • First Look Gnomes: The Archives – First Time Parenting, Newborn Survival & The First Day After Birth
    Feb 5 2026

    From the archives of First Look Gnomes…

    This classic episode takes a funny, honest first look at becoming a parent — from the moment you leave the hospital to surviving the very first day after childbirth.

    We talk openly (and hilariously) about what first-time parents are not prepared for: exhaustion, emotional overload, newborn logistics, and the sudden realisation that someone has let you take a baby home. Expect real stories, relatable panic, and practical reflections on how to prepare for life with a newborn.

    Perfect listening for new dads, expecting parents, or anyone who wants reassurance that chaos is normal. Whether you’re counting down to birth, navigating those early days, or looking back and laughing, this archive episode captures the reality of early parenthood with warmth and humour.

    A must-listen for anyone searching for first day with a newborn, new parent advice, or what to expect after childbirth — with laughs guaranteed.

    A midseason vault opens into a candid first look at fatherhood, where sleep deprivation, newborn surprises, and a chaotic first night home collide with humour and perspective. We also fall hard for PSVR2, unpacking why immersion finally makes sense and how to keep it safe around kids.

    • newborn realities from muconium to flaky skin
    • the surprise of swollen baby testicles and what to expect
    • first car ride home stress and partner anxiety
    • dog meets baby and household reset
    • learning rhythms without a manual and saving energy at 3 a.m.
    • humour as a pressure valve with names, emails and dad jokes
    • VR immersion explained from plank demos to PSVR2
    • motion sickness, presence and why GT7 and Horizon shine
    • setting boundaries for kids and VR safety
    • finding balance between real life chaos and virtual wonder

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    33 mins
  • First Look Gnomes: The Archives – Dad Jokes, Pranks, Snow Days & Super Bowl Laughs
    Jan 22 2026

    From the archives of First Look Gnomes…

    This classic episode is packed with laughs, chaos, and throwback energy as we revisit dad jokes, harmless pranks, snow day stories, and our take on the NFL Super Bowl.

    Expect groan-worthy jokes, prank tales that maybe went a little too far, memories of unexpected snow days, and plenty of Super Bowl chat from a very unprofessional panel. It’s a relaxed, funny, and relatable listen for parents, sports fans, and anyone who enjoys light-hearted comedy podcasting.

    Perfect if you’re into dad humour, family-friendly comedy, Super Bowl discussions, NFL fans’ reactions, and nostalgic podcast episodes you may have missed first time around.

    Whether you’re a long-time listener or discovering the show for the first time, this archive episode delivers the laughs all over again.

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    23 mins
  • Gnome Vault: Eurovision Nostalgia, Cult Classic Films, New Year’s Resolutions & Perfect Darts
    Jan 8 2026

    We open the gnome vault and wander from Eurovision nostalgia to cult-film absurdity, then land on Tom Cruise stunts, a New Year’s resolutions countdown, and the most electric leg of darts at Ally Pally. It’s a lively tour of spectacle, fandom, and why shared silliness sticks.

    • Eurovision voting memories and chaotic performances
    • Cult cinema as joyful escape and meme fuel
    • Franchise news, Henry Cavill moves, Bond speculation
    • Tom Cruise’s cliff stunt and practical effects
    • Top ten New Year’s resolutions and behaviour change
    • Darts culture at Ally Pally and crowd theatre
    • The greatest nine-darter and Wayne Mardle’s call

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    16 mins
  • First Look: Christmas Tips, The Retro Room Belfast, Top 5 Arcade Games & Labubus Explained
    Dec 19 2025

    It’s a festive-packed episode of First Look Gnomes as we dive into everything from Christmas prep to retro gaming nostalgia.

    This week we share practical Christmas tips for parents, explore The Retro Room in Belfast for a blast of classic gaming fun, and count down our Top 5 Arcade Games of all time — from pixel legends to button-mashing chaos.

    We also take a first look at Labubus, the collectible craze popping up everywhere, and ask the important questions: what are they, why are people obsessed, and should parents be worried?

    If you love Christmas planning, retro arcades, classic video games, toy trends, and funny, relatable parenting conversations, this episode is for you.

    Perfect listening for dads, parents, gamers, and anyone who loves a nostalgic first look at what’s trending right now.

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    36 mins
  • First Look: Whitewater Brewery, Newcastle (NI), Spelga Dam Magic Road, Power Hungry Pets & Grace’s Amazing Machines
    Dec 11 2025

    Join the First Look Gnomes for another week of hilarious and unexpected discoveries! We kick things off with a first look at Whitewater Brewery — one of Northern Ireland’s most loved craft breweries — before heading to the beautiful seaside town of Newcastle, County Down for some family-friendly exploring.

    Things get weird (in the best way) when we drive the famous “Magic Road” at Spelga Dam, where your car appears to roll uphill. Optical illusion? Witchcraft? Gnome mischief? We investigate.

    Back home, we dive into the chaotic fun of Power Hungry Pets, the card game currently taking families by storm, and then switch gears with a look at the hugely popular kids’ show Grace’s Amazing Machines.

    If you’re into Northern Ireland travel, quirky road trip spots, craft breweries, family games, or kids’ TV reviews, this episode is packed with first looks worth checking out. Grab a cuppa (or a pint) and join the adventure!

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    30 mins
  • First Look: The Boys, Blue Lights, & Surviving Nursery - Plus Tales From Tradespeople
    Dec 4 2025

    This week on First Look Gnomes… we’re everywhere at once.
    From nursery drop-offs to the madness of tradespeople turning a “quick job” into a two-week saga, we dive into the most relatable parts of real life — gnome-style.

    Then it’s onto the screen:
    💥 The Boys – the characters causing chaos, and why it’s still one of the wildest shows on TV.
    🚔 Blue Lights – our first look at one of the most talked-about police dramas in the UK.

    Whether you’re a parent, a TV binge machine, or someone who’s still waiting for a tradesperson to “pop back tomorrow,” there’s something here for you.

    🎧 First Look Gnomes: discovering life’s firsts one laugh at a time.

    Two dads swap a maddening tradesperson no-show story for the simple joy of TV escapes and a proud first look at nursery life. We talk clear communication, childcare costs, Belfast pride via Blue Lights, and the small wins that keep families steady.

    • contractor missed appointments
    • comfort TV as stress relief and connection
    • The Boys, Gen V, Celebrity Traitors, Blue Lights
    • Belfast locations and local pride
    • nursery settling strategies
    • colds, immunity, and realistic expectations
    • childcare costs, policy gaps, and work balance
    • Mario Kart moments and finding joy in small wins

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    28 mins