This week’s Field Report follows on from Monday’s episode on Main Character Dressing — specifically the idea of “dressing for the life you want.”

So naturally, I committed to the ultimate test:

I dressed as a Clean Girl.

And so did Old Ma.

What followed was… humbling.

Scraped-back buns. Stark white activewear. An identity crisis involving my hairline, forehead, and general facial geography. Turns out Clean Girl Dressing is not for the faint-hearted — or anyone with a large skull, ginger hair, or a low tolerance for belts.

In this episode, I report back on:

• What Clean Girl dressing actually feels like in real life
• Why scraped-back buns are basically a humiliation ritual unless you’re a 9 or 10
• Whether wearing white really does change behaviour (spoiler: it does, slightly)
• Why clothes can affect confidence, posture, and how willing you are to steal your children’s snacks
• The unexpected psychological impact of feeling “seen” vs wanting to disappear
• Why everyone needs a symbolic power item (boots, hat, gilet, etc.)
• The problem with buying “nice pieces” instead of full outfits
• Why belts are medieval torture devices
• And what Clean Girl taught me about hygiene, confidence, and hand-washing (sad but true)

Find of the week:

• The concept of a power outfit — clothing that lets you walk into places like you own them (post office, returns desk, life in general)

Fail of the week:

• Wearing nicer clothes under the coat
• Belts
• Stiff blouses
• Thinking I could style “mid-range” outfits without buying the full mannequin look

• How to get a workout done without creating a third outfit or extra laundry (sports bra under pyjamas = elite behaviour)

From next week, we’re officially launching Ask Guru & Granny — the new listener segment where we tackle your problems from two perspectives:

• Chronically online (me)
• Chronically offline (Old Ma)

If you’ve got a dilemma, spiral, life question, or quiet panic — send it in.

📩 Email: rosefieldnotespod@gmail.com

📲 Instagram DM: @rosehoneymorgan

Tell us if you want to be anonymous or named.

Neither of us are licensed therapists.

My mum’s main qualification is “a life well lived” and decades of being deeply unimpressed by nonsense.

You can see:

• Old Ma’s Clean Girl attempt
• Aesthetic references
• Power item discussion

Over on the podcast Instagram:

👉 @field.notes.pod

I’ll be back on Monday with another experiment — and yes, it may cause a domestic incident.

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