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Fictional Fortunes

Fictional Fortunes

By: Fortune T. Eller
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Welcome to Fictional Fortunes, the podcast that uncovers how your favorite TV and film characters might actually afford their on-screen lives.

From Kate Wyler’s diplomatic lifestyle to Noah Roklov’s financial ambitions and Geralt of Rivia’s monster-hunting income, each episode explores how fiction meets finance.

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  • Fictional Fortunes. Episode 2. The Witcher. The Witcher, the sorceress, the princess, and the bard.
    Oct 28 2025

    📢 New Podcast Episode Alert! 📢

    ⚔️ Fictional Fortunes: The Witcher—Who Actually Pays for All This? 💸

    You know the sound of steel drawing blood on the Continent, but how often do you listen for the jingle of coins?

    We're putting away the silver sword and picking up the ledger for a full economic deep-dive into the world of The Witcher! 2Prepare for an "aha moment" 3as we uncover the vast economic gulfs separating the saga's main characters: Geralt, Yennefer, Ciri, and surprisingly, Dandelion!

    The Shocking Truths We Uncover:

    Weaponized Instability: Learn why the official exchange rate of 1 stable Nova Grad Crown $\approx$ 6.5 weak Temerian Orens fundamentally devalues Geralt's dangerous labor. The legendary monster hunter is often "creeping by on actual pennies."

    The Bard's Fortune: We reveal how the "perpetually broke bard" Dandelion (Jaskier) pivots to become a Baron-level millionaire through wartime speculation and spice trading. His staggering profit from one trade cycle was 21,969 Crowns and five pennies!

    Sorceress Leverage: Discover how Yennefer operates on a whole other level, granted unlimited credit by her bankers because her collateral isn't gold, it's her political influence and reputation.

    The Real Power Behind the Thrones: It's not the kings, but the powerful, shadowy transnational banks and merchant guilds that are literally funding both sides of the conflict and driving the wartime economy for maximum profit.

    In this world of high magic and epic heroes, it turns out that being a savvy Spice Trader is way more lucrative than being a world-saving Witcher.

    Tune in now to understand the cold, hard, transactional reality that grounds the heroic narrative!

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    40 mins
  • Fictional Fortunes. Episode 1. Nobody Wants This. Podcaster Joanne Williams and rabbi Noah Roklov.
    Oct 23 2025

    Ever watch Nobody Wants This and wonder how an agnostic podcaster and a charismatic rabbi can afford their stunning Los Angeles lifestyles? Their houses and cars simply don't track with their supposed jobs. In this episode, we conduct a full forensic audit of the "massive financial illusions" at the heart of the show.

    We discover the characters' finances are a masterclass in "how money actually works versus how it just looks".

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    19 mins
  • Fictional Fortunes. Pilot. The Diplomat. Ambassador Kate Wyler and former Ambassador Hal Wyler.
    Oct 20 2025

    Welcome to this pilot episode of Fictional Fortunes, the podcast that uncovers how your favorite TV and film characters might actually afford their on-screen lives.

    From Kate Wyler’s diplomatic lifestyle to Noah Roklov’s financial ambitions and Geralt of Rivia’s monster-hunting income, each episode explores how fiction meets finance.

    Today, we are delving into the ledger of international diplomacy, examining the complex financial standing of the power couple at the heart of the Netflix political drama, The Diplomat: Ambassador Kate Wyler and former Ambassador Hal Wyler. The series, which stars Keri Russell and Rufus Sewell, focuses on Mixing Marriage and Politics and remains grounded in the believable depiction of a relationship despite all the international intrigue.

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    35 mins
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