In episode nine of "Weird with a Side of Bacon," hosts Trevor, Stephanie, and Misty share bizarre and hilarious stories, from the origins and rules of the eccentric endurance sport "ferret legging" to wedding cake heists to worst ways to quit your job. The trio’s playful banter covers everything from animal antics to bodily functions, all with their signature mix of irreverent humor and curiosity. Listeners are treated to quirky facts, personal anecdotes, and plenty of laughs, making this episode a wild ride through the world of the weird.

Meet the Hosts & Show Format (00:00:51) Trevor, Stephanie, and Misty introduce themselves and their podcast roles.

Weird Daycare Story: Oreos & Orange Juice (00:02:01) Trevor shares a story about a misbehaving daycare kid.

Reddit Story: Birthday Proposal Hijack (00:05:00) Stephanie reads a Reddit story about a girlfriend hijacking her boyfriend’s birthday dinner to propose to herself.

Fish Doorbell: Utrecht’s Fish-Friendly Lock (00:12:39) Trevor introduces the “fish doorbell” in Utrecht, Netherlands.

News Story: Man Cuts Off Fingers to Quit Job (00:19:47) Misty shares a news article about a shy man in India who cuts off four fingers to avoid telling his boss he wants to quit.

Reddit Story: Wedding Cake Heist (00:28:52) Stephanie reads a Reddit story about a mother trying to steal her daughter’s wedding cake.

Ferret Legging: The Bizarre Endurance Sport (00:38:02) Trevor explains the strange sport of ferret legging, where men put ferrets in their pants to see who lasts longest.

Pooping for Brain Power: Triathlete Study (00:49:46) Misty shares a study suggesting that pooping before a cognitive test improves performance in triathletes.

Final Bacon Ratings & Outro (00:54:53) Hosts give final ratings, wrap up the episode, and share contact info and social media plugs.