• Catholic guilt, intrusive thoughts, and The Alamo (w/ CJ Maiorino)
    Oct 15 2025

    CJ joins us as we get toasty (whoops) to ramble on all topics including convertibles, kangaroos, trying not to yell at people, TSwift's Father Figure, and CJ almost getting punched in the face.

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Taylor Swift and Helen Keller (and a little bit of Ellory Smith)
    Oct 8 2025

    Our most cancellable episode yet (oops). Mary fearlessly defends her cult leader TSwift, Alyssa bitches about her messing up box office numbers, and we learn about Hellen Keller. With Ellory!

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Fear of Swifties, bad friends on reality tv, and ghosts
    Oct 1 2025

    We cover a lot of ground here so listen up: it's not Pete Davidson's fault he has butthole eye. Also: Raquel update, Mormon pregnancy tests, and Yik Yak.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • The Rapture, climbing mountains, and men are homosocial
    Sep 26 2025

    We survived the rapture to talk about the Golden Bachelor, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, climbing Everest, and men (again).

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Dissecting TSITP and organized religion
    Sep 18 2025

    What else would we be discussing if not the hottest TV show and clash of church and state? We dive into the nostalgia of our first heartbreaks, Swifitie vibes taking over TSITP, and sh**ting where you eat. Yum!

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Are You My First?, MN State Fair, and Scheana sucks
    Sep 10 2025

    We're back from our brief hiatus to catch up friends!! We shit talk the men on BIP, dissect the virgins on Are You My First?, and find joy in the lovely eccentricities of the Minnesota state fair.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Jo Bro lore, Harry Jowsey, and ChatGPT haters w/ OLIVE!
    Aug 20 2025

    Olive Green joins us again!! We fill her in on reality tv updates, convince her to apply to Traitors, discuss casting spells, and debate the use of AI

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Olive Green on girl gamers and living nine lives
    Aug 13 2025

    Our first guest is Olive Green! A Twitch live streamer, D&D extraordinaire, and "Nexplanon's biggest fan."


    P.S. - Olive did not peak in high school

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    1 hr and 35 mins