We could stomach one last slice of pumpkin pie.

While Mel Kiper Jr. can never get his fill of pumpkin pie filling for breakfast, the guys tied a bow on what was an eventful 2024 NFL Draft for everyone involved.

In a shocking twist of fate, Nick Saban got to see one of his kickers get drafted while devouring his second of two oatmeal creme pies for breakfast, or an afternoon snack in this case.

In between shoveling shepherd's pie down their gullets, Dubliners need to have the Busch Light ready for Farmageddon in 2025. Kansas State and Iowa State will drink that town dry ahead of their Week 0 kickoff game in two years.

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) were more America than baseball, apple pie and Chevrolet on the 70th episode of False Start. It has been a long draft season, and the boys need a nap badly.

The first round of the 2024 NFL Draft is now in the books and we're breaking down the our favorite picks in the Top 32 along with our head-scratchers and a whole category of its own going to Buhler's Atlanta Falcons leaving everyone shocked and appalled by picking Michael Penix Jr. at No. 8.

Plus, Jaden Rashada portaled to Athens as the Georgia QB in waiting. Then we're joined by the great Adam Weinrib to talk NFL Draft memories, Antonio's Spring Break, and our college football connections to the catalogue of Sublime. Love is what we got!

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) are joined by Adam Weinrib (MLB Director, FanSided) for a NICE episode of False Start. Maybe the nicest yet!

A promise is a promise.

Jim Harbaugh is a man of his word, and got the cheapest Michigan 15-0 championship tattoo $110 can buy. He may be a champion, but Jerry Kill has better arm ink, bruh.

Deion Sanders is getting lapped by Joey McGuire in the Big 12 recruiting race. The man won't leave Boulder, resulting in his sons to recruit players over social media in the transfer portal.

As Kadyn Proctor walks back to Alabama with his tail between his legs, we wonder where guys like Jaden Rashada, Damien Martinez and Cormani McClain will transfer to.

Plus, Arch Manning's Texas spring game has people losing their minds. Take a chill pill.

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Senior Editor, FanSided.com) read and react to all the madness the college football world provided them in the latter part of April.