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  • EP 133: TUSK - Howard Totally Fucked that Walrus
    Apr 20 2026

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    This week is a doozy. Some creepy guy wants to turn Justin Long into a walrus. Yes, that's what I said. "Turn him into a walrus" so that he can fight him.

    There's nothing you can un-see or un-hear about Justin Long's walrus screams. Eesh.

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    17 mins
  • EP 132: BIRDBOX - Those Aren't Speed Bumps, They're Dead Bodies
    Apr 13 2026

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    This week we need our fancy sleep masks (blindfolds are so 2018) to protect us from gazing at the "entity" and un-aliving ourselves. We learn that there are only two types of people in the world: assholes and the dead, and why a machete is useful in a rowboat.

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    20 mins
  • EP 131: DEMOLITION MAN - How Many Rats Does it Take to Make a Rat Burger Anyway?
    Apr 6 2026

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    This week we talk Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man. We learn that the future has no toilet paper, only 3 silver seashells on a shelf by the toilet to clean your booty...somehow? And can they handle the aftermath of eating a rat burger?

    We both retain the conviction that everyone should have a bidet. What the fuck, future? Shells? I'd get a verbal citation every time I pooped too. Dicks. Yes, we use "wads of paper" - don't judge, stupid future.

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    See movie trailer here -- https://www.imdb.com/video/vi3323706905/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk


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    25 mins
  • EP 130: GOOD GUYS WEAR BLACK - "Are You Some Kind of Finger Man, Margaret?"
    Mar 30 2026

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    What can you cook with one egg, you ask? Not much. What can't Chuck Norris kick? Nothing.

    This week we learn that to one poor soul, "choppers are like birds", and that although Chuck Norris' hair glows in the dark and sometimes looks green, he can kick in a windshield while levitating and also kill the driver at the same time.


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    18 mins
  • EP 129: THE GREAT OUTDOORS - Lips and Assholes
    Mar 23 2026

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    Good Morning!!! Welcome to the Great Outdoors! Join us as we wince along with John Candy as he navigates vacationing with his family with the intrusion of his brother-in-law and family whose intentions are more than what they seem.

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    36 mins
  • EP 128: WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY - I'm Cut in Half Real Bad, Dewey
    Mar 16 2026

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    This week we take a musical journey through the ages with Dewey Cox, a legendary musician who cut his brother in half which spawned a musical career that was unrivaled.

    "In my dreams you're blowin' me......

    some kisses...."

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    29 mins
  • EP 127: VIEW FROM THE TOP - More Warm Nuts?
    Mar 9 2026

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    Good Morning!!! This week we board the plane with Gwyneth Paltrow, a budding flight attendant who is hard core in her training yet has never flown in a plane!

    Join us as we discuss hickeys and men in uniforms while cheering on one of the most earnest, self sufficient female characters in any rom com we've ever seen.

    One of my all-time favorite movies!

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    27 mins
  • EP 126: SPEED - Baby Keanu Goes Down the Bus Hole
    Mar 2 2026

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    Good Morning!! This week Bridget popped her Speed cherry. She'd never seen it before! We both wanted to put baby gum-chewin' Keanu in our pocket.

    We learned that all scenarios involving public transit could kill you. Unless you have l'il Sandy at the wheel and Keanu crawling down thru the bus hole, but in a sexy way.

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    22 mins