Episodes

  • EP13: The Reinforced Conker

    EP13: The Reinforced Conker
    Oct 8 2025
    Luke and Jon wander through another late‑night episode, musing on everything from nose‑blind aftershave to waning moons and whether a puffy vest is a gilet or body warmer. They swap trivia about knives and rap names, reminisce about conkers and childhood TV shows, and let loose a whole new mini-series.More
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    51 mins
  • EP12: A Minor Excitement

    EP12: A Minor Excitement
    Sep 30 2025
    Episode 12 mixes thank‑yous and beer mats with a chaotic night at the George Inn in Christchurch. Luke and Jon navigate noisy roads, pass out QR-coded mats, and encounter singing tables and a souped-up mobility scooter before enjoying happy-hour pints and shandies on a wobbly table. On the way home they debate proverbs, learning styles and quantum entanglement.More
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    53 mins
  • EP11: Bricks Removed

    EP11: Bricks Removed
    Sep 24 2025
    Luke and Jon’s eleventh outing takes listeners on a walk past discarded heaters and into musings about slang, bruised feet and sausages. They thank their first donor, Al Mason, and tease a pub visit that promises pints, gadgets and tales of camping, Savloy sausages and upcoming adventures – all before the real fun begins after the jingle.More
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    50 mins
  • Ep10: A Custard Amount of Cream

    Ep10: A Custard Amount of Cream
    Sep 16 2025
    Two blokes, one dark forest, and a custard-level debate about cream. Jon and Luke celebrate ten episodes with a working phone box, a suspiciously glowing horizon, a country-pub review, and a giveaway for anyone still rocking big old batteries. Expect woodland ambience, retro tech tangents, chip-shop diplomacy and stargazing, with just enough peril to keep you listening.More
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Ep9: Carol

    Ep9: Carol
    Sep 10 2025
    Episode nine gets heated in the sauna. There's some green tomatoes along with an imaginary trip to New York. Jon survives a car-dooring incident and someone needs their toenails cutting.More
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    52 mins
  • Ep8: The Waning Gibbon

    Ep8: The Waning Gibbon
    Sep 3 2025
    Episode eight has an autumnal feel about it. Luke's DIY skills could be seen as criminal activity as Jon tries to out-do him with his massive tool. The moon weighs heavy in the sky and Jon does his secret celebratory dance to honour it.More
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    49 mins
  • Ep7: The Blue Hour

    Ep7: The Blue Hour
    Aug 27 2025
    A coastal pub walk soaked in twilight, festoon light obsession, strange fruit, and nostalgic musings. Jon and Luke circle familiar territory, sip wine, rank Jaffa Cakes, and ponder short wars, sweet plums, and conifer-related hairstyles in this blue hour meander.More
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    45 mins
  • Ep6: The Curse of Christchurch

    Ep6: The Curse of Christchurch
    Aug 20 2025
    The curse of Christchurch strikes as facts go wrong, wine is ordered awkwardly, and Jon waxes lyrical about a doomed French ship. There’s interstellar trivia, alleyway misadventures, and a surprising pub rating — plus the debut of an 11-year-old's joke and a Flintstones car for sale. It’s chaos. Beautiful, average chaos.More
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    52 mins