Episodes

  • Ep5: The Festooned Bicycle

    Ep5: The Festooned Bicycle
    Aug 6 2025
    Luke and Jon head out on their fifth (well, technically sixth) walk to and from the pub. The clouds of doom are gathering overhead as the pair discuss one of histories darkest moments. They manage to dodge a number of would-be muggers but there's a sense of optimism when they realise nearly all of the lights at the pub are working.More
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    56 mins
  • Ep4: So Many Zebras It Was Basically a Safari

    Ep4: So Many Zebras It Was Basically a Safari
    Jul 23 2025
    A coastal walk turns into a comedy safari as Jon and Luke spot odd behaviour, review a pub with... structural quirks, and wrestle with potato rankings, comic characters and intergalactic trivia. Throw in a truly bizarre swap-shop ad and you’ve got an evening stroll like no other.More
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    52 mins
  • Ep3: The Sideways Door

    Ep3: The Sideways Door
    Jul 16 2025
    Jon and Luke’s latest seaside stroll spirals from a freshly tuned bike to a gravity-defying door, guinea-pig gastronomy, seagull stand-ups and a pub loo that threatens their review system. Add unwashed-jeans science, a VHS hoarder’s legacy and classifieds chaos, and you’ve got 40-odd minutes of gloriously rambling British banter.More
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    47 mins
  • Ep2: The Lost Bench

    Ep2: The Lost Bench
    Jul 9 2025
    Luke and Jon wander to the pub and back, stumbling across ugly benches, cosmic time quirks, retro games, and wallet-melting beer. Expect tangents on rice math, rogue foxes, Tetris theology, and a jingling earworm you’ll love to hate. It’s an unscripted, hilariously British stroll that turns everyday chaos into podcast gold.More
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    59 mins
  • Ep1: The Watered Roundabout

    Ep1: The Watered Roundabout
    Jul 3 2025
    Haircuts, after-shave and a re-recorded debut: Jon and Luke’s pub-ward ramble features a heroic roundabout-watering lady, a maybe-illegal Oasis set list, onion-factory lore and the maths that makes your brain go pop. Throw in jumper-based pint ratings and Gumtree’s worst painting, and you’ve got glorious British waffle at walking pace.More
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    47 mins