Episodes

  • Minute 49 - We Put Cream Cheese On A Bagel!

    Minute 49 - We Put Cream Cheese On A Bagel!
    Aug 20 2025
    Our minute begins with a meeting, and it ends with some eating! * In the future, meetings will be shorter * You need that balance, that little bit of half n' half * These show notes are borked! * (But they are also a good opportunity for Nathan from middle management to remind you that we need more buy-in)* I woke up from a dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow, and my giant marshmallow was gone! * Too many Daniels! * Another Michiko sighting! * Alpha Waymond needs to find other ways to get people's attention! * LOTR confusion - the Extended Cut * What do they use as a metaphor in the world where they ARE clay pots? * Bigger than Cow Jesus * ...and more! *
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    1 hr
  • Minute 48 - We Put A Life Without You On A Bagel!

    Minute 48 - We Put A Life Without You On A Bagel!
    Aug 13 2025
    On this episode:
    Deirdre came in like a WRECKING BALL! * If you die in the Alphaverse, do you die for real? * How did we get to NIPPLE LASERS? * Laser, Laser, Lemonade, 'Round the corner, Hay is made * With the Many Worlds Theory, magic exists except in universes where it doesn't. * Don't throw bulls on a Glass Door * Verse jumping is a helluva drug * My Life Would Rock Without You * The Problem of Jobu * Never mind hot dogs....is a BAGEL a sandwich? * ....and more!
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    50 mins
  • Minute 47 - We Put The Red Carpet On A Bagel!

    Minute 47 - We Put The Red Carpet On A Bagel!
    Aug 6 2025
    On this episode:
    Shake your haymaker! * Memory montage! * Red Leather, Yellow Plaid * Michiko is everywhere all at once! * Is that JOY in the mirror?! * Great Camera Storytelling! * Michelle Yeoh? What are YOU doing here?! * All Of It, Always, All Over The Place * The Kansas City MONARCHS or the Kansas City ROYALS? * Wait....is Michelle Yeoh another EVELYN?! * Does Kynan look like Jackie Chan? Write in! * Lester eats Crow de Lune * Deirdre fell THROUGH the floor?! * The floor is quicksand! * Did you know Kynan is a YELLOW BELT? * Haymakers are for horses * Does Lester look like Ellen SeGeneres? Don't write in! * What's "HILESTE?" ....and more!
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    48 mins
  • Minute 46 - We Put Kung Fu On A Bagel!

    Minute 46 - We Put Kung Fu On A Bagel!
    Jul 30 2025
    On this episode:You only dropkick the ones you love * Love and hate are two sides of the same cookie * Cocky, brazen fools! * Return of the unseen choir! * This is me reaching, watch me reach! * Kynan makes roller coasters even scarier * More room in Heaven for me! * A simile is LIKE a metaphor. * Gong Gong ALMOST comforts his daughter! * Whip-Pan! * Bop it! Twist it! DESTROY IT! * Wushu Master Li Jing?! What are YOU doing here?! * A wuxia pose from a wushu master! * Lester and Kynan's Bamboo Forest of Facts! (again) * ...and more!
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Minute 45 - We Put A Flying Knee On A Bagel!

    Minute 45 - We Put A Flying Knee On A Bagel!
    Jul 23 2025
    On this episode:
    • What's that movie....it's a story about toys....
    • New Waymond! on Nick at Nite!
    • Can't even read the winnebago!
    • Drama is like real life with the boring parts cut out
    • We do math poorly
    • It's almost like Evelyn and Deirdre were made for each other....
    • Kynan is built Ford tough, I'm more like a Tesla (flames....on the side of my face....)
    • What's the deal....with vampires?!
    • Yes, doctors KNOW they don't know everything! That's why they keep doctoring! Trust doctors!
    • Gorilla Deirdre?
    • ...and more!

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    56 mins
  • Minute 44 - We Put A New Foot On A Bagel!

    Minute 44 - We Put A New Foot On A Bagel!
    Jul 16 2025
    On this episode:
    • it's the Tarantino Minute!
    • Don't send foot pics!
    • Which is more expensive - the chicken or the egg?
    • It's the children who are wrong.
    • "For the love of God, Mon-desser!"
    • Inserting Michael Myers into Edgar Allen Poe stories....
    • Kynan, if you're reading these show notes....it's not your fault.
    • Remember Elon's black eye? ( I didn't.)
    • "Story of a Gal."
    • We mercy kill another piece of furniture
    • ...and more!

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    47 mins
  • Minute 43 - We Put Byron From Church On A Bagel!

    Minute 43 - We Put Byron From Church On A Bagel!
    Jul 9 2025
    On this episode:
    Three! Three floors! Ah, ah, ah!
    Story of a girl...aaahhhhh....
    Pac Man Evelyn
    Tried so hard, and in the end it doesn't even matter....
    2Thing 2Where All At Once
    You remind me of the babe...
    Iceland!
    Poor AI...
    Byron from church? What are YOU not doing here?
    Wait....where's Gong Gong?!
    That LOOKS like a Scheinert hand!
    THIS is lava jumping!
    ...and more!
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    1 hr
  • Minute 42 - We Put The Stochastic Path Algorithm On A Bagel!

    Minute 42 - We Put The Stochastic Path Algorithm On A Bagel!
    Jul 2 2025
    On this episode:
    • Don't eat the Kool Aid
    • "If you can conceive of a perfect joke, then it must exist on another podcast."
    • Clickety-beep-boop computer stuff
    • More Classic Evelyn!
    • Daniel Hillard died so Mrs. Doubtfire could live.
    • Deirdre "coming down the aisle?!"
    • "Evelyyyyyn......come out to plaaaaaaayyyaaaaaayyyyy!"
    • IS Die Hard a Christmas movie?
    • "You damn dirty Daniel!"
    • Stochastic Path Algorithm? What are YOU doing here?!
    • Our most hated celebrity guest
    • ...and more!

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    53 mins