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Episode 3: The Newbies Have a Late Night Discussion about The Utter Confusion of the Mrs. Right Pageant and the Value of "Intimacy Accelerators."

Episode 3: The Newbies Have a Late Night Discussion about The Utter Confusion of the Mrs. Right Pageant and the Value of "Intimacy Accelerators."

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The Newbies battle through some Monday night low energy to discuss the nosedive that Joey's love journey took during Episode 3. With Bachelor producers struggling to make BIG drama between Maria and Sidney when it's really NO drama is all just a bit depressing.

Other topics include the Newbies discussing the value of pageants and why Phoebe never decided to be in one; the fact that Sidney is obviously a plant in this season; why Joey is so fine to play along with all this Bachelor crap; the fact that Joey didn't replace the magnetic part of Daisy's implant when she asked if he wanted to touch it; the value of doing scary things together (like surfing) on a first date; the new term the Newbies have coined - "intimacy accelerator" and much more!

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