Episode 3 - Party at the North Shore Yacht Club
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Quartz Junction Architectural Oversight Notification NOTICE OF NONCOMPLIANCE
File #: QJ-003-S3 Jurisdiction: Vast Frontier Broadcast Radius / Salton Sea Event Perimeter
Summary of Infractions:
- Unauthorized broadcast during restricted compliance hours
- Drone sightings unreported and unverified
- Salton Sea nominated for “Monument of Leisure” without civic input
- Horrendous microcover of Ronee Blakley's "Driven."
Details Include:
- Drones observed by neighbors, surveyed pergolas which provide zero shade
- Live microcover of “Driven” performed without required consent or spectral clearance
- Yacht Club attendees failed HOA vibe check—readings fluctuated between brunch euphoria and decorative contempt
- Home owner cited for using “off-theme stucco” despite strict adherence to Soft Mesquite (#B59A7A)
- Val Synthson’s campaign platform includes drone diplomacy and ornamental surveillance rights
Mandate Cross-Reference: 3C, 6D, and “The Beige Eclipse Addendum”
Required Action: Tune in immediately. Log emotions. Submit to palette alignment. Continued failure to engage will result in vibrational audits and ceramic sample testing.
Penalty for Ongoing Violation: Mood-based citations, mirrored drone formations, and escalating fines payable in CivicCoin™.
Filed by: C.I.A. – Compliance Intelligence Authority Status: Still binding. Still beige. Still watching.
Listen + Comply: https://www.quartzjunction.blog
“Driven” by Ronee Blakley used under compulsory mechanical license (Release ID: LPL5116244).