This week on Chopping It Up, Keith sits down with a man who should probably charge him rent for all the space he takes up in his head — his good friend Robbie Boyd, calling in from the opposite coast with a sharper wit than any TSA agent deserves to deal with at 3AM.

This is a special episode.
Not because Robbie grew up in Belfast during the Troubles.
Not because he once rewired a house with a fountain pen and Catholic guilt.
Not even because he flew across the country to sit in front of a microphone he absolutely did not want pointed at him.

It’s special because this conversation is what we used to do as a country — two people who disagree on almost everything… agreeing that none of it is worth losing a friendship over.

We go deep into:

• “Luxury has gotten cheap, but survival has gotten expensive.”
  Robbie drops the line that’s been haunting Keith for a year — and together they unpack smartphones, heated car seats, McDonald’s inflation, Cribs-level envy, and the weird comfort of knowing we all live better than kings but still feel worse.

• AI as tool, threat, and mirror.
  From fake videos that could ruin your life to kids who know how to swipe but not how to troubleshoot, we talk about what we’re gaining, what we’re losing, and what we’re absolutely sleepwalking through.

• Loneliness disguised as convenience.
  DoorDash instead of dinner. Netflix instead of date night. Banking instead of walking into town. When the easiest option becomes the default option, community quietly evaporates.
  (Spoiler: community doesn’t survive unless you show up.)

• Why comparison is killing our joy.
  Two pairs of shoes, one pair of wedding shoes, and a whole lot about Russian Czars.

• How friendships survive disagreement.
  The real heart of the episode — and the reason Keith refuses to hang up the phone when Robbie calls… even if he knows he’s about to lose an hour of his life.

We end where all good conversations should:
with Vonnegut, a walk to the post office, the joy found in the “in-between spaces,” and a reminder that the only thing anybody remembers about you is how you made them feel.

This one hits you where it matters — in the part of your soul that still wants to be known, still wants to be connected, and still believes we can build something better together.

Plug in.
Sit with it.
And maybe… call a friend.