Join us as we sing our new favorite song (shout out Mikey Rukus!) and discuss AEW Dynamite (January 28) and Collision (January 31) and touch on this week’s events in Ring of Honor, CMLL, and the indies.

[00:43] AEW Dynamite from Austin, TX: Kenny Omega vs. Rocky Romero and the Men’s World Championship title chase; Kat yells about women getting sidelined; Mox vs. Ace Austin in a Continental eliminator match; Konosuke Takeshita’s mysterious intentions; Mark Briscoe vs. El Clon in a TNT Championship match; the surprise entrance of Tommaso Ciampa; MJF getting his humor from MSNBC; Brody King’s potential title shot; Kris Statlander vs. Thekla for the Women’s World Championship; the virtues of Texaco-bathroom hairdos; Kyle Fletcher f#*ks up big-time; Davis & Doyle take on FTR for the Men’s World Tag Team Championship; Jack Perry presents his bid for revenge; Marina Shafir gets a couple fistfuls of luxuriant locks; Hangman Adam Page broods hopefully; and Andrade and Swerve light the internet on fire.

[1:00:05] AEW Collision from Arlington, TX: Darby Allin vs. Clark Connors (and War Dog behavior); The Rascalz and CRU hotbox the arena; Mox preaches positivity at Takeshita; Freshly Squeezed T*ts have a lil tornado squash as a treat; all our dreams come true as a Hair vs. Hair lucha de apuestas is announced!!!!; Eddie Kingston & Ortiz team up with some other parking-lot stoners to plan a parking-lot brawl vs. the Grizzled Young Veterans, Big Bill, and Bryan Keith; the root of all feuds; Ciampa is the new (TNT) Champ-a!; Kazuchika Okada vs. Adam Priest for the International Championship; and the Babes of Wrath put the Women’s World Tag Team Championship on the line vs. the Sisters of Sin (and the Pentagon of Destruction).

[1:40:40] Ring of Honor HonorClub 152 (January 29): mea culpa, Metroplex; Athena vs. VertVixen; The Infantry’s new friend; Hyan & Maya World notch one!; Máscara Dorada shows out; and looking forward to Global Wars this week!

[1:47:05] CMLL Viernes Espectacular (January 30): highlights include Claudio Castagnoli vs. Xelhua (hell yeah!) for the Heavyweight Championship; MxM TV meet their sexy match in Soberano Jr. (with los Hermanos Chávez); and the return of Neón!

[1:52:47] Indie events we’re looking forward to, and looking forward to watching, from GCW and House of Glory: a few highlights from GCW Crushed and a preview of GCW Superpower Slam, Jersey J-Cup, HOG City of Angels, and MJF’s announcement that he’ll defend the AEW Men’s World Championship at HOG in Queens this month!

[2:00:00] An update on two of our other perennial topics: cats and legumes!