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Ep.96 Dry Turkeys, Donkey Shows & The "Kidnapping"

Ep.96 Dry Turkeys, Donkey Shows & The "Kidnapping"

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🎙️ Episode 96 — "Dry Turkeys, Donkey Shows & The Kidnapping"

Jackson returns to Whiskey n Whine fresh off Thanksgiving break and somehow manages to turn a quiet holiday into a full-on adventure. Mike finally gets the year off from hosting — no dishes, no stress, just drinks… the lucky bastard. Meanwhile, Madi hosts her first Arizona Thanksgiving, where Amazon apparently supplied the entire meal. Jackson immediately demands a family trade.

Alex survived 20 people at his house, plus a mildly passive-aggressive roasting pan drop-off from his mother-in-law — only for her turkey to come out dry. Victory for Team Alex.

Jackson confesses to eating two pumpkin pies solo, freezing back home because San Diego has ruined him, and pledging a fraternity where his life now includes serenades, whipped cream, and one "almost kidnapped to Mexico" event. Oh — and he learns why you never cross the border for a donkey show.

We also break down Jackson's questionable pickup lines ("I have furry cows"), his friends sabotaging those lines ("tell her what you do with the cattle"), Mike missing his chance to hang in San Diego, and Alex getting knocked out of both fantasy leagues.

To top it off, the guys taste Rebel Full Proof Bourbon, and it earns a Gold from Whiskey n Whine.

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