Ep.94 Tapphoria, Tug Shops and Terrible Decisions
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Ep.94 Tapphoria, Tug Shops and Terrible Decisions
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This week on Whiskey n Whine, we're joined by our good friend Luke — proud Mug Club member from Tapphoria, New England homer, and a man who claims he can outdrink his own 9-year-old daughter. (Which… honestly checks out.)
Mike shocks the world by bringing his first topic ever to the podcast:
Could our kids keep up with us in a drinking contest?
Spoiler: absolutely not. Today's kids are fueled by sugar bombs and dessert-in-a-can "drinks," while our parents' generation was built like industrial machinery. Luke's folks in particular? Straight-up hydraulic systems powered by bourbon.
We build our dream drinking team, discuss how much Pirate's Booty a human child can physically consume, and pitch the genius idea that Whiskey n Whine should sponsor Booze Brian's softball team.
Also:
• The suspicious "massage parlor" next to Tapphoria that is definitely not doing Swedish massages.
• Mike drunkenly high-fiving a Brandon Roy poster so hard it didn't survive.
• Luke roasting Mike for owning every Tapphoria anniversary shirt ever printed.
• How Mike accidentally joined the cult of Cleveland Browns fandom.
If you like bourbon, bad decisions, dad energy, and stories from inside the mug club, this episode's your jam.