It's time to listen to all the winning yarns from this years instalments of Talkback to determine who wins Yarn of the Year for 2025. Voting begins in the trendsetters group as per usual this week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123

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0:00 - Sniffing The Fingers

2:20 - Housing Commission Neighbours

4:30 - ABC Pokie Machine

6:20 - The Amazing Shitboy

7:32 - Pube Flavoured Durry

8:45 - Not Today, Satan!

10:30 - School Sports & 10 Pin Bowling

12:00 - Dick In The Mailbox

13:30 - Yeah The Girls

14:40 - Shagging The Bosses Daughter

16:20 - Drinking Metho In The Shops

18:10 - Black Market Lunches At School

20:10 - Referring Mates To The Pod

21:46 - Cutting Hose For Bongs

23:30 - Fingering In The Library

23:50 - Monopoly Board

25:30 - Finding Homegirls You Know

27:27 - Blowing Up About Poo's Reviews

29:10 - Zorro The White Pointer

31:30 - Finding Dad's Porno Stash (Fluff And Fold)

33:40 - Cori's Nurse Curse

34:40 - Marketplace Murder

36:20 - Cecil's Shits The Swag

38:10 - Crop Dusting The Club Dance Floor

40:00 - Little Brother

41:13 - Finding Dad's VCR P*rnos

43:00 - Spraying The Back Fence

44:50 - Hot Flange Ange

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