It's time to listen to all the winning yarns from this years instalments of Talkback to determine who wins Yarn of the Year for 2025. Voting begins in the trendsetters group as per usual this week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123

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0:00 - Shotgun Soap Shells

2:40 - Shitting In The Mall Urinal

4:20 - Jimmy's BDSM Side Hustle

5:50 - Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

7:00 - Part Number

8:00 - Hair Removal Cream

9:10 - Nursing Home Shagger

10:55 - The Australian Alien

12:25 - Carnie On The Dodgems

13:55 - The Deaf Neighbour

15:30 - My Family Car Stickers

16:30 - Uber Nun

17:30 - Rabbit Up The Drainpipe

18:40 - Cooked Chook In The Wall At Schoolies

21:00 - Legs the Concretor

22:30 - Birthday Suit

24:40 - Emergency Services To The Rescue

26:25 - Dementia Patient Popping In For A Cuppa

27:56 - Keep Pinging The C*nt

29:15 - Kebab Correspondent On The Cruise

31:36 - Moreton The Mudcrabs Near Death Experience

32:30 - Hiccup's 5 Day Sleep

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