YO! What’s up, youse guys! Cousin Cody and Philly Mark are back in the wooder, and man, does it feel like the whole world is losing its mind this week. First, we gotta talk about the alien walking among us: Victor Wembanyama. The dude is a literal glitch in the simulation. But can we talk about the Spurs' "celebration" after making the NBA Finals? It was so lame, it made a library look like a rave. If Philly made the Finals, the city would be burned to the ground; San Antonio looked like they were celebrating a PTA meeting.

Then, it’s the annual A.J. Brown Trade Watch. Since this episode is dropping right when the rumors are peaking, we’re placing our bets: Does A.J. get moved today, or is he staying in midnight green? We’re also keeping our eyes on the Myles Garrett situation. Is that trade still on the table? And for the record, we heard from a source that Myles has feet so big, he probably buys his shoes from a custom ship-builder.

On the home front, we gotta address the Cooper DeJean glow-up. The man is absolutely jacked. He’s looking like he’s got some big ol' feet too. You know what that means!

Then, things get weird. We discuss the rise of boofing alcohol—a move that sounds like a one-way ticket to a hospital bed, but we analyze the "science" behind why people are doing it. From there, we pivot to our favorite Philly grievances: Movies are now priced like they’re made of gold bars, and we take a stand against the giant data center planned for King of Prussia. We don't need a skyscraper for servers in KOP; we need that space for a mega-Wawa and some actual personality.

It’s an episode full of basketball freaks, gym-rat corners, and KOP conspiracies. Grab your Wawa taco, put down the tequila funnel, and fuggin’ listen!

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