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Elton Reads A Book A Week

Elton Reads A Book A Week

By: Elton Edgar
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A random book, a different subject, Elton wades into each one sharing the best of what he discovers, and uncovers in each volume. Ludicrously sardonic, dark, funny, irreverent, and witty, the subjects range from UFOs, time travel, and the science behind "evil", to the lives of rock stars, and Hollywood. There's never a dull moment! It's time to enter this endless library, and see where it takes you...Elton Edgar
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  • "Cranky Goes to Boom Boom Town" - "The Arrest" by Jonathan Lethem
    Mar 13 2026

    "Under the watchful eyes of Bob's Stratos and Apollo..."

    This week Elton is asking the big questions: What do you do when the world ends, not with a bang, but with a sudden, awkward silence?

    In this special crossover event, Elton is joined by the one and only Glen Nuzzle from the Nuzzle House podcast to unpack Jonathan Lethem’s post-technological fever dream, The Arrest.

    Imagine the "Off" switch for the entire world was flipped. No internet, no cars, no planes—just a sudden, quiet return to a pastoral life. This is the world of Sandy “Journeyman” Duplessis, a former Hollywood script doctor now living a humble life in rural Maine, delivering organic rutabagas and trying to forget his past.

    But the past has a way of showing up in a nuclear-powered, drill-nosed super-machine.

    When Sandy’s old frenemy, the legendary (and legendarily ego-maniacal) producer Peter Todbaum, rolls into town in the "Blue Streak," he brings more than just forbidden technology—he brings the toxic baggage of Hollywood storytelling to a world that was finally learning to live without it.

    • The Ultimate Rivalry: We dive into the petty, hilarious tension between a man who just wants to garden and a man who refuses to stop being the protagonist.

    • Post-Apocalypse... with Vibes: Is it a dystopia, or just a really long camping trip? Lethem flips the script on traditional "end of the world" tropes.

    • A "Nuzzle" Worthy Discussion: Glen Nuzzle brings his signature style to the table, helping Elton navigate the surreal landscapes and meta-commentary that only Lethem can provide.

    "It’s a story about the stories we tell ourselves to survive, and what happens when those stories are delivered by a man in a giant metal mole-car."

    Whether you’re a fan of high-concept literary sci-fi or you just enjoy hearing two guys talk about the absurdity of a nuclear-powered drill in a potato field, this episode is for you.

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    The following section is reserved for the people, places, things, and more that Elton probably offended in this episode--

    THE APOLOGIES SECTION: Clowns...again, flatulence, New York...again, those that get easily tricked, Penthouse Forum, and much, much more.

    A special thanks to Diedrich Bader and Jenna Fischer for all their inspiration.

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    2 hrs and 6 mins
  • "Ain't the death of capitalism great!" Zoom: Surprising Ways to Supercharge Your Career by Daniel Roberts
    Nov 18 2025

    Is your career in a tailspin? Have you been walking blindly from one career dead end to another? Let wealthy CEOs give you, what Fortune Magazine believes passes for advice! Sure it's not practical...or useful in most cases, but you'll feel better knowing that people who've never known real hardship have your best interests at heart--or not. Still, it makes for a good maniacal rant! Come listen to Elton's brain break!

    "Fortune Zoom: Surprising Ways to Supercharge Your Career With Zoom, Fortune magazine extends one of its most successful franchises, 40 Under 40, to bring you original insight on the best-kept secrets of top entrepreneurs, business leaders, and rising tech stars. Discover how Zappos CEO Tony Hsieh built a uniquely attractive corporate culture, how Under Armour founder Kevin Plank took on Nike, and what Marissa Mayer told herself before leaping from a safe post at Google to the high-risk top job at Yahoo. Zoom features the fascinating profiles of these and other young innovators and provides readers with tips to fast-track their own career success. Additional contributors include: Omar Akhtar; Katie Benner; Ryan Bradley; Erika Fry; Miguel Helft; Michal Lev-Ram; Pattie Sellers; Anne VanderMey; and Kurt Wagner. Praise for Zoom "Zoom showcases dozens of today's brightest young business stars..."

    GET THE BOOK: ⁠⁠⁠From Amazon⁠

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    The following section is reserved for the people, places, things, and more that Elton probably offended in this episode--

    THE APOLOGIES SECTION: People wanting actual career advice, the people of The Great Depression, concert goers, mental patients, ramen, careers...

    A special thanks to Diedrich Bader and Jenna Fischer for all their inspiration.

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Short-isode: "The Worst Business Deal In American History"
    Sep 21 2025

    Imagine you're the person that could have bought Amazon stock for $18.00 per share or maybe Microsoft at $21 per share, better still, Facebook, Coca-Cola, and Apple at their initial public offerings. Now, imagine you could have bought into any of those kinds of PHENOMENALLY profitable companies BEFORE they went public. Finally, imagine you did just that, got in on the ground floor, and still...somehow...managed to come out on the losing end.


    This is that story.

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    EMAIL: eltonreadsabookaweek@gmail.com

    The following section is reserved for the people, places, things, and more that Elton probably offended in this episode--

    THE APOLOGIES SECTION: Uncle John, patient people, people that like longer episodes, and listeners like you.


    THANKS:

    Thank you for listening and sharing this podcast with others. It means a lot. I appreciate it, sincerely.

    A special thanks to Diedrich Bader, Jenna Fischer, and Steve Guttenburg for all their inspiration.


    [business, worst deal, American history, history, comedy, podcast, funny, company, corporations, corporate history, Ford, Model T, Daisy, bb gun, Henry Ford, business deal, near miss, hindsight]

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    35 mins
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