This week it was revealed on X just how many foreigners there are pretending to be Americans online. And they’re successfully sowing the seeds of our demise.

0:00 - Fake Americans Part 1
4:38 - New Phetasy Merch!
5:30 - Stopbox
7:28 - Fake Americans Part 2
14:31 - The Perfect Jean
15:41 - Weather
16:20 - Fake Americans Part 3
24:32 - Phetasy News
26:17 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Fighting the “Fuck Its”. Tips for ending the year strong and not giving into nihilism and the darkness. In other words, don't break your ankle on the dismount.

0:00 - Introduction
6:00 - Qualia
7:45 - Fighting The F*ck Its
16:47 - Quest
18:01 - Weather
18:38 - That Dumpster Fire Life
29:02 - Phetasy News
30:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Have you ever used a pickup line that worked? Or has a pickup line ever worked on you? A billionaire went viral over the weekend for sharing his favorite pickup line with young people and it's either charming or creepy, you decide. Also the battle of the sexes had a new term “mankeeping”.

0:00 - Introduction
5:08 - StopBox
7:11 - Okay, Boomer
16:57 - BON CHARGE
18:29 - Weather
19:12 - Sprained My Eyes
24:24 - Phetasy News
26:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

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RIP to the penny, more Epstein files drop and nothing will happen, it’s emotional edging. And Elon’s nanny robot might put you under house arrest.

0:00 - RIP
3:00 - Quest
4:17 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
14:47 - Sheath
16:25 - Weather
16:59 - Siri, Please Take My Life
23:06 - Phetasy News
25:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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The BBC is in hot water after it came out that they totally doctored a speech Trump gave on January 6th, to make it look like Trump ordered the violence that fateful day. The beginning of the end of the government shutdown is really all about flying. And who cares about the cost of groceries, because the cost of Ozempic is going down.

0:00 - Introduction
2:26 - BRUNT
3:49 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
9:17 - The Perfect Jean
10:28 - Weather
10:57 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN, AGAIN
23:50 - Phetasy News
24:49 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

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The Republicans lost their first set of elections after Trump’s victory in 2024. Democrats are calling it a BlueBath. Is it as big a deal as they’re making it out to be? Plus, money is broken, along with everything else.

0:00 - Introduction
3:40 - Quest
5:11 - These F*ckin' Guys
12:08 - Sheath
13:17 - Weather
13:58 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real
23:46 - Phetasy News
24:35 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.

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Bill Gates and the tech bros reverse course on climate change, confirming Bridget's number one rule: Never Trust A Tech Bro. And you can now purchase your very own robot slave, but what color will you choose?

0:00 - Introduction
1:45 - Füm
3:04 - Hypocrisy On Fire
13:33 - BON CHARGE
14:49 - Weather
15:14 - Siri, Please Take My Life
20:43 - Phetasy News
21:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Get $200 off your CovePure water filtration system at https://bit.ly/DF-CovePure Crazy women are everywhere, but today we focus on the crazy women driving men away from the Democratic party - Jennifer Welch & AOC

0:00 - Introduction
1:11 - CovePure
2:44 - WOMEN!
12:07 - Bridget's Mexican Weather Report
13:37 - WOMEN! Continued
20:13 - Phetasy News
21:13 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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