Our heroes are helping a turtle find love! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized Phinease might be evil while interrogating Elphabian’s soul, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got the woodland elementals discharged on the way out, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Gartok to help coach the giant turtle they found! But can our heroes avoid being eaten by a Kraken while helping Horatio the turtle?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our heroes are searching underground for answers! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the group through the Warring Wood before being ambushed by elementals, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the creatures were happy to be defeated, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found a hidden underground facility at Elphabian’s house! Will our heroes survive whatever awaits them in the dark?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our heroes are heading for the war woods! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) freed Seamus Banks’s from being trapped in a spell, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the group to the Pottery Barn on a side quest to find more of Phineas, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found some going away cards that hinted at the past! But can these heroes survive their exploration of the exploding War Woods?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - are shocked when the town of Hallmark is assaulted by the forces of Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire. Can they escape the tree lighting ceremony, or will they fall into the hands of his army of madmen (and women) [and they/thems]?!

You can listen to the rest of Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up over at the Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast feed!

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Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

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Happy Holidays! We hope you enjoy our holiday-themed action-thriller-meets-Hallmark-movie series: Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up. This limited series uses Dimension 20's Never Stop Blowing Up system, and features Game Master Ryan LaPlante, along with familiar voices from our other podcasts: players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Pam Sparrow.

Holly Ringer is returning to the town of Hallmark after her mother's death, meets her best friend Patty Kaek, reconnects with her high-school crush Cole Mississippi, and is surprised by her celebrity boyfriend Johnny Evans before the Chestnut Festival begins with a tree-lighting ceremony none of them will ever forget.

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Our Cast:

Game Master - Ryan LaPlante

Holly Ringer - Del Borovic

Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford

Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow

Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:

Editor - Ryan LaPlante

Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

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Our heroes are in tremendous danger inside a maze! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) wanted to conjure an anti-magic field but couldn’t until Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) convinced him he could snap prayer again if everyone farted, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) captured the souls fragment of Finnease before realizing he couldn’t re-enter the field! Can they get him if the maze before the cloud of death kills them all?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our heroes have defeated the team sent by Scrolls+! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was made huge and splattered enemies like bugs, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) cut the villainous manager Jenny Sequa in half, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a rough time interrogating a captive but still managed to spare his life! But what the hell is actually going on at this school?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our heroes are fighting inside the Twilight Tower! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the team to arm a mob of zombie helpers, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) cast Sanctuary on Quinny before she and Butthole hid using banishment to spring an ambush, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is running around the battle stealing people’s weapons! Can they survive this battle with corporate raiders?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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