• One small step for man. One giant leap for idiots.
    Apr 28 2026

    The moon landing. Everyone who was alive at the time remembers it. Everyone else who has come after knows it has happened. At least, they should know it happened. Yes, there are people who, in the face of overwhelming evidence, don't believe people have gone to the moon. (Sighs. Pinches bridge of nose.)

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    30 mins
  • Black belt in lunacy
    Apr 15 2026

    If you work really hard, you too can think that the earth is flat. Why just believe that Elvis is alive or that Bigfoot exists when you can go full-on nutbar? Join Scott and Michael as they distort their brains trying to make sense of Flat Earthers.

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    35 mins
  • The truth is out there
    Mar 31 2026

    Actually, people who believe in aliens are out there. The truth is pretty much what is all around you. In this episode, Scott and Michael discuss aliens and UFOs. Or are they UAPs? It's whatever the kids are calling the made-up stuff they think they see in the sky.

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    31 mins
  • That's what a Leo would say.
    Mar 17 2026

    Because people can't get enough of how the stars affect them, here's part two of our coverage of Astrology.

    Editor's note: Multiple times in this podcast, Scott mistakenly used the term "astronomy" when he meant "astrology". We regret the error. However, he's a Capricorn, so what did you expect?

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    26 mins
  • Your house sign is descending
    Feb 24 2026

    With Mercury in retrograde, Libra ascending, and the moon in Virgo, it's time to enjoy Michael and Scott discuss astrology. You'll appreciate learning what Nancy Reagan and Lady Gaga relied on to get through the day. You'll find out about houses, natal charts, and ascensions. You'll even come to appreciate Uranus.

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    20 mins
  • Because the Illuminati
    Jan 27 2026

    It has been a few weeks since we released a podcast. We had every intention to record earlier, but unseen forces conspired to delay us. Some would say the unseen force was a virus. That's what they want you to think, you rubes! Listen carefully as Michael and Scott discuss the Illuminati and how they supposedly control the world.

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    25 mins
  • The pelvic thrust will never die
    Dec 30 2025

    Denial isn't only a river in Egypt. Elvis is still alive in the hearts of those out there who refuse to believe that he died in the can in 1976 after consuming massive amounts of drugs. Join Scott and Michael as they discuss the phenomenon of Elvis's life after his "death."

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    31 mins
  • Bigfoot
    Dec 16 2025

    Join Scott and Michael as they discuss what you call more than one Bigfoot. Bigfeet? Bigfoots? Does it matter if they don't exist?

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    36 mins