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Don't Tattoo Your Face

Don't Tattoo Your Face

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Don’t Tattoo Your Face is a blunt, unapologetic rant aimed squarely at women, arguing that some decisions don’t become empowering just because we call them that. The episode takes on face tattoos and visible ink as a fast track to unnecessary struggle, with a special warning about tattooing names anywhere on your body—because love is temporary and laser removal is expensive. It’s not moralizing and it’s not anti-art; it’s about long-term consequences, social reality, and why pretending the world is more evolved than it actually is mostly screws women over. This is less “do what you want” and more “think it through,” delivered with zero patience for fantasy thinking and a lot of hard-earned clarity.

Music by Nathan Wills.
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