A 70-year-old Italian man was caught running a long, long con to collect over a MILLION dollars in disability. It was going pretty well until he forgot he was supposed to be blind.

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He got his Blizzard, then he got arrested. 40-year-old Elijah Reagan started the night by shooting off mortar fireworks in his apartment, starting a fire spread to 8 other units. A high-speed chase followed, and THAT was the beginning of a 4-hour armed standoff with police. It finally ended when Elijah got what he really wanted...a meal, with Blizzard, from Dairy Queen.

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Jordan Cotto got in a verbal confrontation last Friday night in Largo, FL. Things got messy, literally, when Jordan retrieved a cheeseburger from his vehicle and whipped it, hitting another man in the shoulder. And now we know you can get arrested in Florida for that.

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A 60-year-old retired firefighter robbed a local grocery store but had NO intention of getting away with it. He wanted to be arrested and sent to prison to protect his grandson, who was already serving time.

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Yes, it's true. Police in Somerset County in England are seeking the public's help in locating Morgan Freeman. THEIR Morgan Freeman is a "white male, 5'4', of slim build with brown/ginger hair and beard."

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After tipping back a few at a local club, Austin Caresani says he went looking for a friend's house. He picked the wrong one and paid for it with a beating from the guy inside, MMA Fighter Henny Rojas.

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If you're going to consult with artificial intelligence to see if a crime would result in jail time, do it BEFORE you commit the crime, not after.

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It's like Richard Applequist was just waiting for his cue. While an Idaho Springs, CO TV reporter was on location giving a description of a robbery suspect (Richard), guess who walked RIGHT into the shot?

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