Ho, Ho, Ho! Who's that coming down the chimney? It's the Dipperz, and they are fully clothed! We can't say that about everybody in this episode because it's full of naughty bandits who bring chaos instead of presents on Christmas Eve. Go walking in a winter wonderland with Sarah and Lauren for a little criminal activity ~*as a holiday treat~*. Happy Sparkle Season, ya' filthy animals! Thank you for listening and supporting the pod, you are the best.

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"Call it... Uh, a fifth sense. Call it a flash of intermission, but I just got this feeling deep down in the heart of my bottom." Yule fall in love with this week's episode of Dipperz! Elf Sarah and Elf Lauren travel back to 1988 in Santa's Slay to entertain you with Ernest Saves Christmas, starring Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worell. Featuring: mini-braids, magic bags, the crisp smell of pine in the air, incompetent law enforcement, POV: Vern, who is naughty and who is nice, that funny guy who can make his eyes go back and forth really fast, and Orlando, Florida. BONUS: The real reason for the season-advertising!

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The Dipperz are doing it this week with Natalie Green and the rest of the gang on The Facts of Life! Airing from 1979-1988, this sitcom became a ratings hit and was actually beloved by teenagers at the time. Known for not shying away from controversial topics and sensitive social topics, after nine seasons they finally address sexuality and virginity when Natalie decides to consummate her relationship with her boyfriend "Snake" on their one-year anniversary. Come along with Sarah and Lauren as they probe the funnier, weirder, and not-so-socially-conscious parts of s9 ep16, "The First Time".

What kind of contraception would you be?

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Who's hungry?! Time to slather on some mayo and pull up a chair to chat with the Dipperz! Lauren and Sarah take a French Dip (aka Freedom Dip) into the world of delicious sandwiches, and serve you a steaming mound of talk to enjoy. Featuring the existential opener: what is a sandwich?

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"A fascinating documentary, I give it 3.5 stars" Roger Ebert

Take a trip to beautiful, classic Las Vegas, Nevada this week as the Dipz oil up with the women of Pumping Iron II. This follow-up to the 1977 film Pumping Iron by George Butler brought the intensity of women's bodybuilding to people around the world. Sarah and Lauren enjoy a dip into the bronzed, sudsy and dramatic lifestyles of these amazing athletes and the weird systems that surround them. Featuring: horrible, terrible, very bad men, bikini regulations, don't drink and pose, flex appeal, huge hair, confusing ideology, give me just three more reps, teamwork and MORE! BONUS: RANDY #justiceforbev

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For 35 years, The Simpsons has brought joy, humor, reflection and camp to viewers with irreverent animated stories. This week, the Dipz dive into the shallow end of the lore surrounding this show and the uncanny way so many of the stories, jokes and images have shown up in real life. Poke a toe in with Sarah and Lauren and explore some of the more popular predictions seen in the show over the years, and some that might come true in the future!

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Happy Fall! Vote November 4th! We know that the unanimous winner of all elections is the mid-90's sensation Presidents of the United States of America, known for the quirky hits Lump (1995) and Peaches (1996), as well as the meow-y Kitty. Their self-titled debut album went platinum, and they toured until their first split in 1997. They reunited soon after, and played in various line-ups until 2015. Chris Ballew, singer and guitarist, has had a solo career and children's entertainment career as Caspar Babypants, and all members have been active in various projects. BONUS: LOCAL DRAMA CORNER

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Lauren and Sarah venture out after midnight this week to delve deep into the mysteries of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark! Part vixen in heels, part vaudevillian, and always entertaining. Elvira is the creation of Cassandra Peterson, who got her start with The Groundlings before bringing her character to TV, film, home video and live stage shows like her long running appearance at Knott's Scary Farm. The Dipperz embrace her campy magic that is both nostalgic and timeless and celebrate Halloween with the Queen of Screams! Unpleasant dreams...

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