Episodes

  • Kingmaker Ep. 1: Brambles & Bandits

    Kingmaker Ep. 1: Brambles & Bandits
    Feb 4 2019
    Enter the Stolen Lands; an untamed wilderness thriving with brigands, beasts and worse. In desperate need of heroes, a call to adventure was put out- unfortunately, no heroes were available to respond, so we just settled for a handful of gay dorks. Join Dice Will Roll in their new campaign, a conversion of the iconic Kingmaker Adventure Path to Pathfinder 2nd Edition for an irreverent journey through modern TTRPG, with adventures spanning from rolling 4 Nat 1's in a row to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse. Bandits get bitten. Stew gets crunched. Journeys get started. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What's the fastest way to get rid of a Bandit Problem? Discord: https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Kingmaker Ep. 2: Caverns & Creeps

    Kingmaker Ep. 2: Caverns & Creeps
    Feb 11 2019
    Our heroes, Alden Felstad the Half-Orc Fighter, Ichor Eteocles the Human Bard and Kaska Tanavin the Half-Elf Druid (and Issorar the wolf!) start their journey through the Stolen Lands in search of some evil-doers they're hoping to tangle with. However, turns out finding where they went is a little harder than they expected in an uncharted wilderness! Skeletons get investigated. Caves get discovered. Monsters get slain. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... How do you stop a Kobold from crying? Discord: https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 49 mins
  • Kingmaker Ep. 3: Mites & Mayhem

    Kingmaker Ep. 3: Mites & Mayhem
    Feb 18 2019
    Deep beneath a haggard old tree, our group of explorers, adventurers and a wolf have found an unlikely friend, and have promised to help him take back what's been stolen from his clan. But things aren't always what they seem, and sometimes, you just gotta fight your way through waves of bugs and other icky creatures before you can continue on your mission to go kick some bandit ass. That's how the saying goes, right? Kobolds go cower. Vermin get sliced. Idols get dethroned. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What color is centipede blood, anyway? Discord: https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 53 mins
  • Kingmaker Ep. 4: Castles & Companions

    Kingmaker Ep. 4: Castles & Companions
    Feb 25 2019
    After a busy day adventuring, our heroes of the wilds get ready to continue their quest, but come upon a few minor roadblocks which cause them to reconsider their plan of action. And by a few, I mean a single one. And by minor, I mean super major. And by reconsider their plan of action, I mean realize this whole bandit-slaying thing just got a million times more deadly. For our heroes, I mean. Dreams get discussed. Warnings get given. Companions get introduced. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it a problem if I find the grizzled silver fox with an axe to my throat kinda sexy? Discord: https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Kingmaker Ep. 5: Thieves & Tales

    Kingmaker Ep. 5: Thieves & Tales
    Mar 4 2019
    Our daring adventurers continue their exploration of the Stolen Lands, their goals shaken after the revelation that there's more to their little brigand busting journey than originally imagined. Putting off their initial plan, they try do a few decidedly less deadly quests while exploring the wilds, only to happen across a few unlikely sources that let them discover more about not only the bandit problem, but the problem bandit himself- the villainous Stag Lord. Jeez, that gave me goosebumps! What a scary dude, huh? Haunches get munched. Bandits get blasted. Stories get woven. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can you help a Kobold get over its indigestion? Discord: https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Kingmaker Ep. 6: Boggards & Beasts

    Kingmaker Ep. 6: Boggards & Beasts
    Mar 11 2019
    Armed with new knowledge of their foes that make them look even more inept than before, our valiant travellers bide their time and venture into the woods in search of a secret lost temple, forgotten through the ages. However, as they make their way through the forests of the Greenbelt, they realize something: the wilderness is a lot wilder than previously anticipated! Uh-oh! Animals get soothed. Druids fall into pits. Fighters experience Catholic Guilt. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the fastest way to calm a raging boar? Discord: https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • Kingmaker Ep. 7: Ales & Adventurers

    Kingmaker Ep. 7: Ales & Adventurers
    Mar 18 2019
    So, a druid, a fighter and a bard walk into a temple, right? And there's a massive bear, yeah? Except it doesn't seem to really be a bear, and it's like, half covered in moss, and is maybe kinda some sort of monster? And then the barkeeper says "Why the long face!" Ha! Regardless, our heroes continue their quests, and get a healthy dose of new quests too, along with some new friends, some new coin, and a lot of booze! Hookups get made. Livers get destroyed. Kingdoms get promised. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... should I really trust every single zombie that crawls out of a river to give me a quest? Discord: https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Kingmaker Ep. 8: Fables & Fey

    Kingmaker Ep. 8: Fables & Fey
    Mar 25 2019
    Our explorers of the Stolen Lands are on the hunt: they're looking for the monstrous Tatzylwyrm, a snake-like dragon which is rumoured to lurk along the rivers of the Greenbelt! However, as per usual, stuff gets in the way- some tricksters toy with them, they tell each other their pasts, and become closer as friends! But can the power of friendship prepare them for the ghastly discovery that waits in the clearing..? Who's to say? Maybe it will, maybe it won't! It all depends on how the dice roll!Stories get woven. Monsters get hunted. Dread creeps through souls. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I get these annoying invisible pranksters to leave me alone? Discord: https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 59 mins