Episodes

  • Filipinos, Foyers & The Swedish Wanker
    Aug 6 2025

    Four months without TV and my first trip back to the big screen ends with an alien film so bad I can’t even remember its name. I ponder the baffling spelling of “Filipino” before heading on to Borneo, where a pre‑planned dive trip goes tits up and I end up sharing a dorm with a Swedish man doing something you should never do in shared accommodation (unless you're very discreet). Enjoy this latest reminder that not every adventure ends in sunsets and postcard views.

    Watch a behind-the-scenes peek at this podcast recording session here on YouTube.

    Here's another one on YouTube.

    You can also read these diary extracts on Medium & Substack by clicking on the words Medium & Substack! (Give the published stuff a like and share while you're there too, it helps show others they're worth a read).

    Watch some filmed recording sessions HERE on YouTube.

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    8 mins
  • Saying Goodbye to the Three Little Indian Kids
    Jul 28 2025

    This is when I say goodbye to the three street kids from Pushkar. I'd given one of them my old jacket, thinking that was the end of it. But the next morning, true to their word, they turned up to see me off. Having walked for half an hour just to wave goodbye.

    This isn’t one of those epic travel stories with tuk-tuks flipping off cliffs or temples in the mist. It’s quiet. Small. But it’s stayed with me for almost two decades.

    Because sometimes the stuff that sticks isn’t what you expected. It’s a goodbye on a warm morning. It’s the sound of your name being shouted by someone who should’ve forgotten it. It’s some tiny strips of paper with your email address scribbled on them, disappearing into little hands you'll never see again.

    You can also read these diary extracts on Medium & Substack by clicking on the words Medium & Substack! (Give the published stuff a like and share while you're there too, it helps show others they're worth a read).

    Watch some filmed recording sessions HERE on YouTube.

    Watch 'The Beast Beneath the Waves' here on YouTube (where you can subscribe to support this project - it's FREE by the way, so why not be nice and spread some good karma?)

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    Bloopers Reel 1 is live on YouTube too - enjoy!

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    6 mins
  • The Delhi Room Con
    Jul 25 2025

    Enjoy 'The Delhi Room Con', a vivid snapshot of arriving in India in the middle of the night, convinced I was too street-smart to get scammed.

    Spoiler: I wasn’t.

    What followed was my first real taste of India, complete with dodgy "official" taxi stands, fake hotel calls, cricket chat I didn’t understand, and a room so horrendous I made a vow never to be that tight again. This clip is taken from episode 1 which you can listen on Apple Podcasts HERE or HERE on Spotify if that works better for you.

    Thanks for listening Wall.

    Rich xx

    You can also read these diary extracts on Medium & Substack by clicking on the words Medium & Substack! (Give the published stuff a like and share while you're there too, it helps show others they're worth a read).

    Watch some filmed recording sessions HERE on YouTube.

    Watch 'The Beast Beneath the Waves' here on YouTube (where you can subscribe to support this project - it's FREE by the way, so why not be nice and spread some good karma?)

    Like, subscribe, and share the love around - it's wonderful to have you along for the ride x

    Bloopers Reel 1 is live on YouTube too - enjoy!

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    6 mins
  • The Bumwee Challenge
    Jul 23 2025

    Welcome to 'The Bumwee Challenge': part science experiment, part survival story, mostly just diarrhoea! After a suspicious bowl of cold rice, I spent the night locked in battle with my digestive system. This one features stopwatch experiments, a fading sense of dignity and one man's aim to outwit his own arse. Enjoy!

    You can also read these diary extracts on Medium & Substack by clicking on the words Medium & Substack! (Give the published stuff a like and share while you're there too, it helps show others they're worth a read).

    Watch some filmed recording sessions HERE on YouTube.

    Watch 'The Beast Beneath the Waves' here on YouTube (where you can subscribe to support this project - it's FREE by the way, so why not be nice and spread some good karma?)

    Like, subscribe, and share the love around - it's wonderful to have you along for the ride x

    Bloopers Reel 1 is live on YouTube too - enjoy!

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    4 mins
  • The Udaipur Toilet Story
    Jul 20 2025

    What started as a laid-back sightseeing day in Udaipur quickly spiralled into one of the most uncomfortable (and traumatic) toilet emergencies of my entire trip. One minute I’m being shown around the City Palace and casually chatting about Hindu mythology and spiritual lake blessings…the next I’m gripping the back of Hassan's motorbike, clenching like my life depends on it. The whole time praying to Ganesh that my sphincter can hold out. What followed was a frantic dash through the streets of India, a truly humbling squat toilet experience, and a newfound vow to always listen to my gut, literally!

    You can also read these diary extracts on Medium & Substack by clicking on the words Medium & Substack! (Give the published stuff a like and share while you're there too, it helps show others they're worth a read).

    Watch some filmed recording sessions HERE on YouTube.

    Watch 'The Beast Beneath the Waves' here on YouTube (where you can subscribe to support this project - it's FREE by the way, so why not be nice and spread some good karma?)

    Like, subscribe, and share the love around - it's wonderful to have you along for the ride x

    Bloopers Reel 1 is live on YouTube too - enjoy!

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    6 mins
  • Tuk Tuk Drivers & The Man on The Mattress
    Jul 20 2025

    Here’s an eye-opening snippet from Cambodia & The Shrinking Penis Myth. Hear how I chose my tuk-tuk driver and met the unforgettable old man on the mattress, whose sagging testicle inspired some surprising truths about aging. Travel mishaps, cultural insights, and unexpected laughs, all rolled into one unforgettable adventure.

    Listen to the full episode on Spotify HERE.

    You can also read these diary extracts on Medium & Substack by clicking on the words Medium & Substack! (Give the published stuff a like and share while you're there too, it helps show others they're worth a read).

    Watch some filmed recording sessions HERE on YouTube.

    Watch 'The Beast Beneath the Waves' here on YouTube (where you can subscribe to support this project - it's FREE by the way, so why not be nice and spread some good karma?)

    Like, subscribe, and share the love around - it's wonderful to have you along for the ride x

    Bloopers Reel 1 is live on YouTube too - enjoy!

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    5 mins
  • Cambodia & The Shrinking Penis Myth
    Jul 20 2025

    In this episode, I share the realities of travelling through Cambodia. What should have been a simple journey turns into a slow eight-hour boat trip through shrinking waterways and dense jungle, giving a true taste of off-the-beaten-path adventure.

    I reflect on the contrasts of Cambodia, its youthful population full of energy and joy, juxtaposed with the haunting shadows of its recent tragic history. From chaotic tuk-tuk rides with friendly locals to staying in one of the worst rooms I’ve ever experienced (prison-cell vibes included), this episode dives deep into the gritty, raw side of travel that few talk about.

    Discover the hidden gem of Ratanikiri and its stunning volcanic crater lake, a serene escape far from the tourist trail, and meet the fellow wanderers who made those days unforgettable. As I circle back to Siem Reap, there’s a surprising sense of homecoming in the familiar walls of my old hotel room.

    Join me for an honest, unfiltered glimpse of life on the road in Southeast Asia—the triumphs, the frustrations, and everything in between.

    You can also read these diary extracts on Medium & Substack by clicking on the words Medium & Substack! (Give the published stuff a like and share while you're there too, it helps show others they're worth a read).

    Watch some filmed recording sessions HERE on YouTube.

    Watch 'The Beast Beneath the Waves' here on YouTube (where you can subscribe to support this project - it's FREE by the way, so why not be nice and spread some good karma?)

    Like, subscribe, and share the love around - it's wonderful to have you along for the ride x

    Bloopers Reel 1 is live on YouTube too - enjoy!

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    14 mins
  • The Beast Beneath the Waves
    Jul 20 2025

    An extract from ‘Face To Face with a Thresher Shark’. Appearing out of nowhere, huge, silent and close enough to touch. One flick of its absurdly long tail and it vanished into the blue like it had never been there at all. Listen to the full episode on Spotify here. Watch this podcast episode on YouTube here.

    You can also read these diary extracts on Medium & Substack by clicking on the words Medium & Substack! (Give the published stuff a like and share while you're there too, it helps show others they're worth a read).

    Watch some filmed recording sessions HERE on YouTube.

    Watch 'The Beast Beneath the Waves' here on YouTube (where you can subscribe to support this project - it's FREE by the way, so why not be nice and spread some good karma?)

    Like, subscribe, and share the love around - it's wonderful to have you along for the ride x

    Bloopers Reel 1 is live on YouTube too - enjoy!

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    4 mins