I wasn't going to record this episode, but ONE ITEM changed my mind. What was that delicious delicacy? Listen in to find out.

In this episode we discuss roasted corn, cheeseburger, crinkle cut fries (loaded and not loaded), chicken sandwich, another battle with spicy sauces, mac and cheese (baked vs fake Velveeta), chalky chunky cheese, buy one get one deals, buttery buns, bread and butter pickles, Texas like the state, and musings on a good bye.

(I can't believe I went the whole episode without saying "I love cone" - sorry corn kid. Guess I'm a fake corn fan.)

And the quest continues: will the Most Average Man in the World rate ANYTHING a 5/5 or 1/5 stars? Or even anything close???

Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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This podcast is not sponsored by UberEats, the restaurant discussed, or anyone at all. The views expressed in this podcast are solely ours. This podcast is intended for general informational and entertainment purposes only.

No artificial intelligence (AI) was used in the making of this podcast.

This episode we're reviewing the tried and true fast food classic, Taco Bell. But can it stand the test of a long, Friday night UberEats delivery service? We'll find out.

We talk about white girl relationship tips, Baha Blast freeze vs non-freeze, a free Crunchwrap Supreme, Cinammon Twists that may or may not be made of Styrofoam, Chicken Cheesy Dippers with (spicy) Spicy Ranch, fancy tacos, regular tacos, soft tacos, hard tacos, not-so-toasted chalupas, Pepsi and their potential new advertising strategy, the controversial Coke AI Christmas ad, Nachos Bell Grande, soggy nacho chips, jokes (or lack thereof), the 5-layer burrito (and the search for the identity of the mythical 5th layer), ideal ingredient tortilla distribution, Captain Planet, Captain Burrito, the chihuahua mascot (yo queiro Taco Bell), the creepy Burger King mascot, shipment optimization boxes, edge lords, the ultimate downfall of the United States and... the unfortunate side effect of Taco Bell farts.

Will we finally finish our quest for something The Most Average Man in the World will rate 5/5 (or 1/5) stars?????

Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

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This podcast is not sponsored by UberEats, the restaurant discussed, or anyone at all. The views expressed in this podcast are solely ours. This podcast is intended for general informational and entertainment purposes only.

No artificial intelligence (AI) was used in the making of this podcast.

Taking a break from fast food, we order from Joju Modern Vietnamese Sandwiches, delivered by Uber Eats.

We discuss The Buzzfeed, Worth It, order error expectations, demon-possessed microphone struggles, iced coffee, optimal drink delivery containers, sovereign citizen conspiracies, copaganda, caramel pork bahn mi, hard bread, beef bulgogi bowl, vegetable egg rolls or spring rolls we can't remember, bhan mi fries, share-ability in the review rubric, soggy delivery conditions, vibing with it, and The Price Is Right (or is it?).

Would we order again? Eat in-restaurant? Tune in and find out!

Side quest: Will the Most Average Man in the World rate anything a 5/5 stars - or a 1/5 stars?

Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This podcast is not sponsored by UberEats, the restaurant discussed, or anyone at all. The views expressed in this podcast are solely ours. This podcast is intended for general informational and entertainment purposes only.

No artificial intelligence (AI) was used in the making of this podcast.