Episodes

  • Scroll 036 — Ex Next Door, Sparkling Water Addicts & Thanksgiving Ghosts
    Nov 27 2025

    Unk returns the day before Thanksgiving with a scroll that’s part romance arc, part life lesson, part comedy special. He talks about running into his ex who now lives 100 yards away, the slow-burn tension, sparkling-water addiction, family shifts, grief, confidence, creativity, masculinity, and what it really means to grow up. This scroll moves from hilarious to heartfelt in seconds — one of his most human entries yet. Wristbands up for the real supporters.

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    7 mins
  • Scroll 035 — Stress Nights, Domino’s Therapy & Freedom Dreams
    Nov 24 2025

    In Scroll 35, Unk walks through the night unraveling stress, burnout, and the pressure of chasing greatness while juggling a full-time job and a rising brand. From Domino’s therapy slices to late-night clarity, this episode shows the grind behind the voice.

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    5 mins
  • Scroll 034 — Angry Shifts, Broke Fans & Toilet Leanbacks
    Nov 21 2025

    Unk clocked out, got in the car, and snapped. Rich people pissed him off, coworkers drained him, teenagers broke, birthday loading, gray hairs growing, toilet leaning, and somehow he still hit 20K followers. This is the most chaotic, relatable, angry, funny Scroll you’ll hear all week.

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    8 mins
  • Scroll 033 — Wristbands, Toilet Thrones & Hispanic Love
    Nov 19 2025

    In Scroll 33, Unk drops his first-ever wristbands, talks real pain about losing homies to life and love, breaks down the science of toilet comfort, unpacks race with dog-breed wisdom, shows love to the Hispanic community, and dreams about taking DeepFriedLogic global. A lonely morning turns into a full walk of philosophy, comedy, heartbreak, culture, and pure real-nigga soul. This one feels like a whole movie.

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    8 mins
  • Scroll 032 — Fall Walks, Dead Dogs & Becoming a Millionaire
    Nov 17 2025

    Unk goes on a peaceful fall walk… and somehow ends up talking dead dogs, private school logic, Cocaine Marcos, discipline, the climb to CEO, and why your 20s are the best time of your whole life.

    Scroll 32 is young Black philosophy wrapped in comedy, chaos, and a whole lot of truth.



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    7 mins
  • Scroll 031 — Sonic Burgers, Soul Burnout & TikTok Breakthroughs
    Nov 14 2025

    In this scroll, Unk vents from the driver’s seat — tired, overworked, fed up, but still grinding. He breaks down burnout from 10-hour shifts, the depression of the time change, his love–hate relationship with Sonic meals, why Minecraft saved his TikTok momentum, the struggle of writing scripts while drained, the sensitivity behind good art, and the pressure of building DeepFriedLogic from scratch. He talks corporate chains, dreams of quitting dramatically, leveling up his standards, and the first real steps toward turning DFL into a brand. A tired night turned into a classic Unk reflection.

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    6 mins
  • Scroll 030 — Cold Air, Doodoo Lakes & $3K Apartments
    Nov 12 2025

    Unk takes a freezing Nashville walk and ends up in a full-blown therapy session with himself — talkin’ fame burnout, braces humility, building systems, Mississippi peace, and the audacity of $3K apartments. From dookie ponds to business philosophy, this scroll’s a whole mind walk: funny, reflective, and painfully human.

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    7 mins
  • Scroll 029 — Fog, Five Guys & Finding Momentum
    Nov 10 2025

    Unk talks about finding momentum again — how overthinking kills progress, how perfection is the enemy, and why sometimes you just gotta move. From foggy morning walks to Five Guys milkshakes, midget-porn coaches, and leg day lessons, this scroll is all about reclaiming rhythm and remembering who the hell you are.

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    7 mins