The Righteous Gemstones may have been the funniest show on TV.

Bison gores a Florida tourist at Yellowstone National Park.

Ducks delayed a baseball game, and I ran over a squirrel.

Jail enters lock down after a convicted killer goes missing for 12 hours. Then cops realize they forgot him at the courthouse.

Mother’s Day is this weekend… don’t mess it up!!!

Denver Nuggets got hammered by the Oklahoma City Thunder last night.

Heisman Trophy winner, Colorado Buffaloes star, Travis Hunter got his diploma today.

I’m super fast at running through a Walmart.

Trump - Pope picture… Yeah, that was weird.

I’m the forbidden fruit of Colorado media.

Police found a pet raccoon holding a meth pipe in Akron, Ohio.

A South Australia resident had a neighbor drop a turd on their driveway.

WeightWatchers files for bankruptcy amid rising use of Ozempic, other obesity drugs.

I fix Chipotle’s portion control problem.

People are suing Burger King for false advertising.

SPORTS:

Shedeur Sanders fan suing NFL for $100 million over 'emotional distress' of QB's draft fall.

The Colorado Rockies still suck.

The Utah Hockey Club is now the Utah Mammoth.

Humanoid robot attacked a factory worker in China.

Met Gala was yesterday, and only snobby assholes and fancy celebrities attended.

Retired strongman, and BFFs of Colorado's strongman Brian Shaw - Eddie Hall is making headlines in the UK, after his family seemed to be harassed at their home.

What to do when husbands refuse to change diapers.

Plane in Bolivia left passengers stranded for 36 hours in alligator-infested waters.

SPORTS:

Denver Nuggets beat the Oklahoma City Thunder, the Colorado Rockies are set to be the worst team ever in the MLB.

The NHL All-Star Game is going away.