The Gods Must Be Crazy Podcast: A Satirical-Scholarly Autopsy of American Capitalism's Death Sprint-Dispatches from the Chinese AI Century's Frontline

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Welcome to the most uncomfortable boardroom conversation you'll never be invited to attend.

🎯 THE SETUP: What happens when a sustainability pioneer (Dr. Enock Ebbah), who's watched 3,000 companies optimize themselves into oblivion, meets a contrarian investment analyst who thinks American capitalism is cosplaying as a successful economy?

🔥 THE PUNCHLINE: A 90-minute masterclass in why your company's "strategic planning" is actually strategic suicide.

In This Episodic Tragedy, We Dissect:

• Why Boeing spent $43B on buybacks then needed $62B in bailouts (spoiler: Milton the Trickster Economist was driving)

• How 247,000 tech workers became "efficiency gains" while China quietly hired them all

• The Memphis Paradox: When $8K in home fixes saves $48K in healthcare (but nobody can do the math)

• Why insurance companies now price climate change better than your sustainability department

• The "Farmer's Dashboard" that measures what ACTUALLY matters (hint: it's not this quarter's EBITDA)

Meet Our Allegorical Cast:

🎭 Milton the Trickster Economist - Who'll explain why eating your seed corn is "maximizing shareholder value"

⛪ McKinsey the Priest - Blessing your layoffs with PowerPoint sacraments

🌾 The Chinese Farmer - Quietly planting while you're tweeting about disruption

🏹 The American Hunter - Killing tomorrow to feast today

Most Controversial Claims:

• "Sustainability isn't about saving polar bears—it's about not becoming one"

• "The first metric that moves boards? When insurance premiums spike 300%"

• "We're burning furniture for warmth and calling it innovation."

WARNING: Contains dangerous levels of truth, potentially fatal doses of irony, and a 90-day transformation blueprint that your CFO will hate but your grandchildren will thank you for.

📚 Based on insights from "The Gods Must Be Crazy II: A Rooseveltian Renaissance for Trump 2.0" https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FFX51PL3

🎙️ Part of the Sustainability Transformations podcast series

• The Gods Must Be Crazy Podcast: A Satirica...

Timestamps:

00:00 Quarterly Capitalism vs. The Centennial View

00:48 Introduction: Beyond Extraction Culture

02:01 Hunter Economy vs. Regenerative Farmer

05:51 The Intrusion of Short-Termism: From Roosevelts to Cowboy Culture

09:24 Why