Yeti provides a case-by-case analysis of doorbell responses and why humans keep acting surprised after 500 identical incidents.

Through deadpan logic, he explains the barking intensity scale (Level 1: expected visitor, Level 3: suspicious circumstances), the delivery person pattern, the consistency problem with protective behavior, and why TV doorbells also require verification.

Plus practical advice on managing doorbell responses without eliminating natural protective instincts.

Yeti makes his case: Great Danes are the best dog. Not the easiest, cheapest, or longest-lived, but the best. Through his signature deadpan delivery (with more passion than usual), he argues that Great Danes excel as companions due to their impressive presence, gentle temperament, low energy needs, complete loyalty, and deep emotional bonds. But he's also honest about the downsides: cost, health issues, short lifespan, and the intensity of their attachment. This is a love letter to the breed, delivered with characteristic Yeti honesty.

Yeti the Great Dane shares some of his thoughts about humans and more.

Yeti investigates the complex social dynamics between Great Danes and small dogs at the dog park.

Through his signature deadpan observations, he explores why dogs under 50 pounds seem personally offended by his existence, the inverse relationship between size and aggression, and that one Pomeranian who barked for four straight minutes without breathing.

But this isn't just comedy. Yeti delivers practical socialization advice for Great Dane owners, explains why picking up small dogs during confrontations backfires, and shares the heartwarming story of his peace treaty with Kevin the Dachshund.

1. Why lap dogs don’t exist
2. Great Danes and personal space
3. Couch ownership myths
4. Emotional support requires proximity
5. The truth about big dogs and cuddles

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great dane size, big dog cuddles, large dog myths, pet humor podcast

1. The psychology of walks
2. Why humans stall at the door
3. Sniffing: not optional
4. Proper leash respect (for humans)
5. Yeti’s official walking rules

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dog walks, great dane exercise, funny pet podcast, dog routines, large breed dogs

1. Meet Thor, Mocha, and Spicey Pumpkin
2. How puppies learn human behavior
3. Why do kids copy the worst habits
4. Family life through a Great Dane lens
5. Lessons humans accidentally teach dogs

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great dane family, dogs and kids, funny dog stories, pet parenting, dane life, dog dad podcast

1. Why humans struggle with simple routines
2. The Great Dane's perspective on “common sense.”
3. Yeti’s first official complaint log
4. Why do dogs silently judge everything
5. What this podcast is really about

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Great Dane podcast, funny dog podcast, pet humor, dog comedy, life with dogs, big dog wisdom, Dane’s delight, talking dog