You know who's opinion on the biggest Hip-Hop beef of the century we need? Two comedians living in Europe. I'm sure both Drake and Kendrick will be listening to this episode to get the most anticipated outlook on the culture. I don't know why they recorded this, pure hubris or an attempt to be cool maybe? Anyways, listen to the disstracks, they are much better than this podcast.

The boys are extremely uninformed about Irish history and culture, but still attempt to fill an hour with their nonsense. Lean back with a cold sip of flat 7Up and enjoy as they discuss moving to Ireland, Irish culture and how gas it is.

Also featuring our first ever Jack Segment!

What's worse, the end of the world or having to listen to this podcast? Well, today you can get both in the same package! Our boys discuss 4 potential ways the world could end and then rank them in order of their favourites. Why would any apocalyptic event be someone's favourite? Because James and Dan are clinically addicted to treating everything as a joke and can't treat these situations with the appropriate gravitas due to their peanut-sized brains. We also talk about Left 4 Dead 2.

The 2 rascals reminisce about their time in German and American school. James recounts all his schoolyard fights and Dan remembers his Nintendo games getting stolen. It's truly spine-tingling stuff. This is our first episode recorded and produced by musician Emmo, give him a follow @emmomusic.

The boys have their first visitor, comedian Chris McShane, who promptly makes fun of their podcast and shatters any self-confidence they might have build. Watch as a long standing friendship is tested under the pressure of a third person coming in and upsetting our intrinsic darwinian social dynamics. We also talk about Yu-Gi-OH and stuff.

The boys talk all things drugs. Real edgy stuff. They create a tier-list of the best drugs and also talk about James' latest trip to Ayahuasca-ville. It seems like nobody has told them that talking about drugs doesn't make you any cooler.

The two boys try to open up to each other and talk moving to a new country, how they met and starting out in Stand-Up Comedy together. This might sound interesting, but our incapable hosts are sure to mess that up. Just don't expect anything too gripping, it's promising to be mildly entertaining at best.

Our heroes attempt to explain the concept of podcasting to an unsuspecting audience. This can only go wrong. No animals were harmed in the making of this episode (no guarantee on the next one).