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Damaged Ones Podcast

Damaged Ones Podcast

By: Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland
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Welcome to THE DAMAGED ONES!!! Where two great friends, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland come together to reflect stories, life lessons, comedic moments and express their dark humor from a "damaged" mindset! A podcast that may make you laugh, cry, & relate in a variety of ways. Disclaimer: This is NOT for the faint of heart! So if you're offended... not their problem!

NEW EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!

Mike Garcia Sarah Altland 2025
Episodes
  • Episode 37: Horror Movie Monster as WORST Roommates
    Oct 4 2025

    It's Halloween season, and we're kicking this off with a list of what horror movie villains and monsters, that could potentially be the worst roommates ever. Ever wondered what it would be like to live with Freddy Kruger? What about Samara calling your friends saying "7 days", or how the house would be if you lived with someone like the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers, smelling you and watching you sleep? Yup, it's another disturbing episode, but we're having a good time nonetheless! Who would be your worst roommate for a horror villain? Let us know now!

    Email for your Questions, Comments, Concerns: Mike@voiceofgarcia.com

    IG Socials: @MikeGarciaVO, @SarahBelle1991

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    28 mins
  • Episode 36: Tylenol, The Rapture, & STUPID People
    Sep 27 2025

    On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, we are OUTRAGED with where the world is right now. First, stupid pregnant women popping Tylenol pills just to stick in to the President, without realizing their putting themselves and their babies' health at risk. Next, the "Rapture" has gotten people to sell off everything, including their own children. It is just a rain of mental illness all around where stupid people continue to disappoint us in being a part of the human race. All this plus our returning segment of "Would You Rather?" involving the Nun painting and a Ouija board.

    Email for your Questions, Comments or Concerns: mike@voiceofgarcia.com

    Socials:

    IG: MikeGarciaVO

    Sarah Altland

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Episode 35: Monsters We LOVE, Monsters We HATE
    Sep 20 2025

    Ever wonder why we root for the killer in a slasher flick but would run for our lives if we met them in reality? In this episode of The Damaged Ones, we dive into the weird line between fiction and reality—why we adore villains, demons, and monsters on screen but despise them in the real world. From the thrill of safe scares to the psychology of fear, we’ll break down why horror is fun in stories but terrifying in life. Plus, our returning segment of Would You Rather with deep introspection in Sarah's brain. All this and more, right here!

    Email for your Questions, Comments, Concerns: mike@voiceofgarcia.com.

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    1 hr and 6 mins
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