Because she just can't get enough of us, our producer lobs an extra question our way. We bring it all home with a quick trip around grandma's living room that gets real weird, real quick.

The Connect More boys can hold a job, hold a grudge...and hold onto a bunch of old, outdated stuff from the '80s & '90s that's just gotta go. You'll learn that PIebald Pheasant isn't a British detective show - it's some dusty taxidermy on Ween's shelf.

Then we dig into one of the most controversial topics you can bring up with any Midwesterner: What's the best convenience store? The guys talk about this WAY longer than you'd expect, with topics ranging from gummy peach slices to Italian starchitect Renzo Piano.

For the "You Gonna Finish That?" segment, the boys review what's growing in their gardens and how they're dealing with the zucchinis that magically appear on the doorstep this time of year. What do you do with them? Noodles? Chocolate cake? Bread? We want to hear your ideas, too!

Things wrap up with a quick whiparound to figure out what the fellas will do for a buck and get to the bottom of John's trust issues.

Can't get enough Connect More?? Well, you're in luck! Our producer has some burning questions that didn't make the cut in our main episode, so YOU get a bonus set of stories! Let's crush this! It's a shortie, so you'll be done by the time it takes your Netscape browser to download Smooth by Rob Thomas & Santana from Napster.