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Confucius Reads The News

Confucius Reads The News

By: Confucius Jones
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 Radio personality Confucius Jones reads both local and national news in a satirical way.Confucius Jones Political Science Politics & Government
Episodes
  • Don't Listen To Stephen A. Smith

    Don't Listen To Stephen A. Smith
    Sep 24 2025

    Second Episode! I talk about the mysterious comet/spaceship heading towards us, Ticketmaster Vs. the FTC, and martial affairs going sideways. Of course crazy moments in social media and also sports!


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    50 mins
  • To Be Woke or Not To Be Woke?

    To Be Woke or Not To Be Woke?
    Sep 10 2025

    First episode!! On this episode read the news about Trump's Chicago takeover, RFK Jr. and Tylenol, and a very expensive Lego Set. The main topic is why the term "woke" is another code word for racism.

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    21 mins
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