Episodes

  • Lemurians on Folsom Street w/ Rob Conroy
    Oct 6 2025

    🎙️ Episode 61 of COMEDY SIMP is here! Join host Stephen Michael James and his unofficial co-host Rob Conroy at Simp Studios for an episode packed with laughs, crazy stories, and unexpected surprises!

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    🔥 Energy Drink Taste Test — The guys try out two popular energy drinks, Gorilla Mind and El Jefe, live on the show. They give their honest reviews, reactions, and hilarious commentary as they sip and rate these beverages. It’s a fun, spontaneous taste test that’s sure to make you laugh!

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    🌉 San Francisco Trip — Rob shares his recent adventure in the Bay Area. Get the scoop on his experiences exploring San Francisco, comparing it to Seattle, and observing the city’s unique vibe. They discuss homelessness, people selling stolen goods, and Rob’s funny take on the city’s quirks and characters.

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    🍆 FOLSOM STREET FAIR — Rob recounts attending the famous FOLSOM STREET FAIR, a legendary gay leather parade and festival. He describes some of the wild, lewd, and hilarious moments he witnessed in vivid, hilarious detail. Prepare for some outrageous stories that will have you laughing out loud!

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    📺 TV & Streaming Talk — Stephen vents about his frustration with the decision to air the new Beavis and Butthead season on Comedy Central instead of streaming platforms. They discuss how cable TV is struggling and what it means for viewers and creators alike.

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    🤔 Controversial Comedy — The guys chat about comedian Tyler Fischer, who was recently booked at a Seattle comedy club known for canceling comics and embracing woke politics. They debate the state of comedy, cancel culture, and what it means for performers today.

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    🌈 Upcoming Event — The hosts promote their upcoming mushroom-themed comedy show at the Central Saloon in Seattle on October 8th. They promise a psychedelic, magical night filled with laughter and trippy fun — a must-see for comedy and mushroom fans alike!

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    🎤 Seattle Open Mic — Rob gives an update on a new open mic called THE HIDDEN DOOR on Aurora Ave. He shares his thoughts on the vibe, the comics, and what to expect from this new stage for local performers.

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    🎥 Wild Clips & Crazy Encounters — Finally, Stephen gets his tablet working to showcase a collection of wild, shocking, and hilarious clips he’s been gathering throughout the week — including fights, police encounters, car crashes, and more! Get ready for a montage of chaos and comedy.

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    😂 This episode is a wild, hilarious, and insanely fun ride you don’t want to miss!

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    👍 Don’t forget to Like & Subscribe:

    📺 YouTube.com/@stephenmjcomedy

    🐦 Follow Stephen: @stephenmjcomedy

    🐦 Follow Rob: @robconroy_inc

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    🎟️ Upcoming Show:

    TRIP SITTERS - A Mushroom Comedy Experience

    🗓️ October 8 · 8-10pm PDT (Doors at 7pm)

    🎟️ Tickets: Only $15 online or $25 at the door — don’t miss out!

    🔗 TRIPSITTERSCOMEDY.EVENTBRITE.COM.


    #ComedySimp #SeattleComedy #MushroomShow

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Current State of Comedy
    Oct 1 2025

    Episode 60 of the COMEDY SIMP PODCAST 🎙️😂🔥, hosted solo by comedian Stephen Michael James from Simp Studios in Granite Falls, WA 🌲🎤, is a must-listen full of honest talk, humor, and realness. ✨🤪💯

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    Stephen kicks things off by sharing how he's feeling under the weather 🤧🤒🤢 with seasonal allergies 🌸🤧🌼—you’ll definitely relate! Then he reflects on the bittersweet end of Shanghai Room Comedy 🎭💔—a beloved weekend open mic in Seattle’s Greenwood area that ran for 4 solid years 🗓️🎉. He shares his experiences, funny moments, and the emotions of the final Friday show 🥲🎤✨.

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    Next, Stephen breaks down the 4 levels of comedians: 🔹 Level 1—Open Mic 🎤 🔹 Level 2—Host/Feature 🎙️ 🔹 Level 3—Feature/Headliner 🌟🎤 🔹 Level 4—Success 🚀🏆🔥

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    He also discusses the controversy surrounding the Riyadh Comedy Festival 🎤🌍🤔, whether he’d take the money 💰💸💵 if faced with that decision, and reminisces about a 2009 hidden gem, *The Box* starring Cameron Diaz 🎬😎—a movie nobody talks about but should!

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    Stephen dives deep into the age-old debate: can you separate art from the artist? 🎨🤔🤷‍♂️ He gets real about burnout 🔥💤, feeling like a “punk” comedian 🎸🤘 in a room full of “indie” comics 🎤🎧, and his desire to pursue other projects ✍️📚 and write new material ✨📝 instead of just showing up at open mics without purpose.

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    This solo episode is packed with ranting, raving, vulnerability, and honest opinions 🎙️🔥🤯. Stephen wears his heart on his sleeve — hilarious, raw, and relatable as hell. Don't miss out! 🚨🔥

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    #ComedyJourney #StandUpStruggles #RealTalk 🎤🔥💬

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • 911 Kam Patterson Mushroom Conspiracies w/ Rob Conroy
    Sep 16 2025

    What’s up, wildlings?! 🎉🤪 Your favorite comedy duo is back with episode 59, straight from the “studio” in Granite Falls, WA! 🏔️✨ Grab your White Claws 🥂🧊, Gushers 🍬💥, and nicotine pouches 🚬💨 — because this episode is pure chaos! 😜🔥

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    This week, things get weird right outta the gate — we talk about 9/11 🛸👽 (yeah, the real deal, and how it might’ve gone down in 2025…👀). We also share where we were on September 11, 2001 — because everyone loves a good blast from the past, right? 🕰️🤯

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    Next, the guys get nostalgic about Whiskey Mile closing 🥃🚪 — the Kirkland bar that hosted “Sam’s Open Mic” 🎤👴💔. Hear heartfelt stories about Sam, the original comedy legend who started it all, his untimely passing, and how his spirit still haunts the mic (in a good way). 👻🧙‍♂️ They talk about the good times, the laughs, and the legacy that lives on at the bar. 🍻✨

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    Then, the show takes a turn to politics and fame 🗳️✨ — with some fun banter about Kam Patterson joining SNL 🤩 and how Kill Tony and SNL are basically the yin and yang of comedy (or maybe just two sides of the same coin). Rob shares memories of his trip to Austin, TX, and what he thinks about the comedy scene down south — hot or not? 🔥🌵

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    Rob and Stephen also dive into the recent Charlie Kirk shooting 🚨🔫. Yep, you heard that right! They unpack what went down, how it’s affecting culture, and the conspiracy theories swirling around it 🕵️‍♂️💭. They talk about why you shouldn’t let these things mess with your head or ruin your vibe 🧘‍♂️✨

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    Stephen then shares a hilarious story about his recent speeding ticket 🚓💨 and how his daughter got suspended from school the same day — because life is just one big comedy show, folks. 😂👧

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    And hold onto your hats — they drop some big news! 🎉🧢 On October 8th, they’re putting on a new event called “Trip Sitters” at the Central Saloon in Seattle! 🍄🤪 Think Kill Tony meets mushroom trip — a wild comedy experience you don’t want to miss. 🎤🍄

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    Wednesday, October 8

    TRIP SITTERS - A Mushroom Comedy Experience

    https://www.eventbrite.com/e/trip-sitters-a-mushroom-comedy-experience-tickets-1671995005069?utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-medium=discovery&utm-term=listing&utm-source=cp&aff=ebdsshcopyurl

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Hollywood Aliens w/ Jason Katz & Rob Conroy
    Sep 9 2025

    🔥🔥🔥 Episode 58 of the Comedy Simp Podcast is here, and it’s a wild ride! 🚀🚀🚀 Hosted by comedian Stephen Michael James, who’s been around the block a few times and still trying to figure out life, this episode features a lively chat outside the Whiskey Mile in Kirkland, WA. 😂🍻

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    Stephen is joined by local rising star Jason Katz — and their conversation is packed with stories, struggles, and plenty of laughs. 🎤✨ Jason shares his strategies for blowing up online, probably more effective than Stephen’s early TikTok trials. 🤘️🔥 He talks about moving back in with his parents, discovering his Jewish roots via DNA test, and trying stand-up early on with mixed results. 💥🌎

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    They reminisce about their first double-dip open mic nights — two mics in one evening — which they both count as some of their biggest achievements. 🎤🎤 Stephen shares how a joint once led to a memorable moment (or a lost memory). 🌿🤪

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    The discussion gets surreal as they talk about alien sightings — Stephen’s childhood gas in the sky, Jason’s weather balloon in San Diego — maybe the universe is trying to tell them something, or maybe they just need some sleep. 👽🌥️✨

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    Midway through, Rob Conroy joins the chaos, sharing wild LA comedy stories and more thoughts about Happy Gilmore 2. Stephen also pitches a throwback idea for a modern comedy film starring him and Rob as would-be kidnappers trying to pull off a scam — a nod to those classic 90s comedies, with plenty of chaos and bad decisions. 🎬🤪🔥

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    They also speculate about what social media and stand-up comedy will look like in 2025 and debate which Seattle comedian has the most interesting mind. 💡🤯🔥

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    This episode is a chaotic, hilarious roundtable of comedians on the rise, full of stories, advice, and Stephen’s ongoing attempts to stay relevant in a confusing world. 🚀🔥😂

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    👉 Like & subscribe: Youtube.com/@stephenmjcomedy

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    FOLLOW:🎤 Stephen Michael James (@stephenmjcomedy)🎭 Jason Katz (@jason.katz.comedy)🎙️ Rob Conroy (@robconroy_inc) 🎭🔥

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    Let’s gooo! 🎉🔥😂

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • People are Masking Up... Again w/ Rob Conroy
    Sep 2 2025

    Buckle up, folks — this one’s a ROLLERCOASTER of chaos, comedy, and pure absurdity! 🚀🤪 Your favorite hosts, Stephen Michael James and the RETURN of Rob Conroy (the unofficial co-host with the most! 🙌), are live from Stephen’s brand new studio in the middle of nowhere — Granite Falls, WA for Episode 57 of COMEDY SIMP! 🏞️🔥

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    This episode is a COMPLETE MESS — starting with Stephen’s neighbor going FULL pressure-washer crazy and washing ALL 5 of his cars during our first epic studio debut 🙄🚗💦. The guys roast that, joke about Jesus on toast from the 90s 🍞✝️, and trash the “tarp” drink at bars 🍻🛑.

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    Stephen spills the tea on his neighborhood and HOA Facebook drama 📱🙄, while Rob shares his recent car theft nightmare 🚗🔓 and how it totally fucked him up. They dish on their upcoming podcast plans, scream about climate change in Vancouver BC 🌍🔥, and rip apart Adam Sandler’s new movie + the long-awaited Happy Gilmore 2 — what’s good, what’s garbage, and why sequels are usually a dumpster fire 🔥🎬.

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    Plus, some spicy drama — a local comedian stirring the pot with Theo Von 🎙️🔥, wild stories from LA’s Narcotics Anonymous circles 💊🤫, and Stephen’s crazy idea for a modern 90’s comedy that’s gonna blow minds 💥🕺.

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    And just when you think it can’t get any crazier — they turn on YouTube and watch a hilarious 2020 comedy set from their buddy Casey Judson 🎤😂. Spoiler: It’s raw, real, and totally worth the watch!

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    🎧 THIS ONE’S A BANGER — laughs, chaos, and some real talk you won’t forget.

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    👉 Don’t forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔, and smash that notification bell so you don’t miss a second of the madness!

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    Let’s GO! 💥🔥🤣

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Tales of Hippies and Escorts w/ Rob Conroy, Casey Judson, Kelsey Rose & Drew James
    Aug 19 2025

    Yo, what’s up, my dudes?! 🤙😎 Stephen Michael James—your favorite punk rock Dad comic—blasts into Whiskey Mile with returning OGs Rob Conroy and Casey Judson (Random Hacks). Episode 56 is here, these guys are absolute fire… and this episode is a total rollercoaster! 🎢🔥 It kicks off with Stephen dropping a killer bomb—had ZERO idea Casey was missing a leg 🦵🤯—you’ll be cracking up. They’re recording right before the weekly Sam’s Open Mic, so you KNOW this is gonna be raw, unfiltered, and dripping with chaos. 🔥🤪

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    They dig into the dying embers of hippie culture—still alive or just a distant myth? 🌸✌️ Rob shares some legendary San Francisco and Haight-Ashbury memories, and Stephen tells the story of “Hippie Jim”, a tale that’ll make you laugh, cringe, and question everything. 😂🤙 From drugged-out hippies to online comedy grind—these dudes cover it all, no holds barred. 💻🎤

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    At about 25 mins, they bring in Kelsey Rose—local open mic-er and ex-S*X WORKER (yeah, real talk) 🎙️🔥—who dishes out some savage stories and reveals why she dove into stand-up. Casey bounces early, but the chaos doesn’t stop—Drew James, another future Seattle legend and previous guest, joins in as they shoot the shit about comedy, s*x work, Adam Ray, Nate Jackson, manscaping, hosting mics, and straight-up mayhem. 🤣💈🔥

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    This episode features five of Seattle’s most reckless rising stars—no filters, no limits, just pure madness. 🚀🔥 Expect gut-busting laughs, insane stories, and that raw bro energy you crave. Don’t sleep on this—this one’s a mother******! 💥🤘

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    Kelsey Rose: @miss.kelseyrose

    Drew James: @drewjamescomedy

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • French Canadian Sunset w/ Alex Svarez & Jessica Pigeau
    Aug 12 2025

    🎙️ Episode 55 of the Comedy Simp Podcast is a fun one! Seattle’s punk rock comedian, Stephen Michael James 🤘🏼, chats outside during a gorgeous sunset 🌅 at Beach Cat Brewing 🍺 with two awesome Canadians — returning guest Alex Svarez 🇨🇦 and rising star Jessica Pigeau 🌟. This hour-long convo is full of laughs, stories, and good vibes before the open mic.

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    Jessica kicks things off sharing her French Canadian roots 🇨🇦, her wild journey from group home reject 🚪😂, a government job 💼, and her childhood dream of being a theatre kid 🎭. She trained as a classical vocalist 🎤 but fell in love with stand-up, inspired by her brother, a youth pastor doing comedy 🙏. She’s got funny stories about her interesting look 👀, her boyfriend 💕, and her experiences navigating comedy and life.

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    Stephen jokes about aging 🎂 and a trampoline park injury 🤸‍♂️💥, while Jessica shares her touring 🚐 adventures and reflects on her time at the Last Laffs Festival 🎉. Alex chimes in about how fun that festival was, sharing his own experiences and how it’s helped shape his comedy. The episode is packed with advice, humor, and honest conversations, especially from Jessica’s female POV 👩‍🎤.

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    This feels like hanging out with friends, full of warmth, laughs, and real talk.

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    Don’t forget to LIKE & SUBSCRIBE 👍YouTube.com/@stephenmjcomedy!

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    Follow:Stephen Michael James: @stephenmichaeljames 🎙️Alex Svarez: @alexsvarez 🎤Jessica Pigeau: @sexylittlefatboy 💖

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    Get ready for an hour of laughs, stories, and behind-the-scenes comedy wisdom! 🎉🔥

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    59 mins
  • COMEDY SIMP PODCAST #054 - Goodbye Ozzy & The Sad Ending of Hulkamania
    Aug 5 2025

    Episode 54 of the Comedy Simp podcast is a chaotic, no-filter solo adventure straight from the driver’s seat 🚗💨. Host and comedian Stephen Michael James hits the I-5 from just north of Seattle, flying solo for the first time since 2024—so buckle up, folks! 🛣️🕶️

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    He kicks off talking about living in the rural community of Granite Falls, Washington—home of dark secrets and small-town chaos 🚨💊 and how far he’s willing to drive just to hit open mics and comedy shows—spoiler: it’s a LOT 🚙💥.

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    He updates everyone on recent comedy highlights, including battling it out in the Comedy Battle Royale in Ballard 🎤🔥.

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    But the real meat of this episode? It’s a no-holds-barred look at two legendary icons—Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne. 🤼‍♂️🤘

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    First up, Hulk Hogan. Stephen reminisces about growing up obsessed with wrestling—those larger-than-life moments, the unforgettable Hulkamania era, and Hogan’s massive impact on entertainment. 💥👊 He spills the tea on his shocking heel turn in the mid-90s, his reality show “Hogan Knows Best,” and the tragic story of his son Nick’s car crash 🚗💔. Then, things get wild as he discusses Hogan’s full MAGA transformation—because who doesn’t love a hero turned villain? 🦸‍♂️🧢 The downfall of a childhood legend, personal struggles, and controversy—Stephen doesn’t hold back. 🚩🤯

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    Next, Ozzy Osbourne. 🤘🧟‍♂️ Stephen remembers discovering Ozzy as a teen—attending Ozzfest in the early 2000s, rocking out at those legendary festivals, and how Ozzy and Black Sabbath basically invented heavy metal. 🎸🔥 He talks about Ozzy’s influence on music and his wild antics, and how he became a cultural icon—warts and all. Plus, plenty of laughs about how many times Stephen has to drive from Granite Falls to Tacoma next month (because, of course, it’s endless). 🚙💀

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    This episode is a nonstop, hour-long rant—raw, edgy, packed with humor, personal stories, and some serious truths. Perfect for fans of comedy, chaos, and long drives. 🥴💥

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    1 hr and 6 mins