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Cold Jollof Is A Crime And Other Vendor Truths

Cold Jollof Is A Crime And Other Vendor Truths

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Wedding days bend under two pressures—time and coordination—and the vendors you choose decide which way things go. We share hard-won lessons from the aisle about keeping ceremony, portraits, and reception within one venue, how a planner or trusted coordinator can save hours, and why a 30-minute pre-event vendor call melts away drama before it starts. If you want more joy and fewer sprints between car parks, this guide is for you.

We dig into camera-ready makeup that survives flash, sweat, and mixed lighting, and explain why trials are not a luxury but insurance for soft, timeless looks. You’ll hear how respectful handovers between hair, makeup, photo, and video protect first looks and bridal party portraits. We unpack decor choices that read beautifully on camera and the overlooked necessity of leaving tripod lanes and clean sightlines for multi-angle filming. Add a digital order of the day guests can access on their phones, and crowd control turns into calm, friendly momentum.

Photography and videography are the only parts that gain value over time, so we make the case for booking them early and using their expertise to assess venues, lighting, and timelines. We also talk about the guest experience that lingers: hot food served on time and sound levels tuned for clarity, whether it’s a DJ or a live band. Across planners, makeup artists, decorators, caterers, DJs, MCs, photographers, and videographers, one theme holds—the right professionals protect your experience, your energy, and your legacy. Subscribe, share with a friend who’s planning, and leave us a review to help more couples design days that feel as good as they look.

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